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    Default Joke of the Morning...

    Sorry if re-post...get over it, if it is...

    A body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home
    with
    >him. He takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What
    a great
    chest
    >you have."
    >
    >The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lb. of
    dynamite."
    >
    >He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What
    massive calves
    you
    >have." The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lb. of
    dynamite."
    >
    >He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes
    running out of
    the
    >apartment.
    >
    >The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases
    after her.
    He
    >catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment.
    >
    >The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be
    around all that dynamite
    >after I saw how short the fuse was."
    >
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    ahhhh, good one

    i know you love my swagger
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    Ouch that had to hurt his pride!

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    Brett (One of the true OG's, No really... ask anyone)
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    Yeah that was a funny one. Damn a muscle. Chicks only need to see only one muscle

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    Lolololollofl

    DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

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    i heard brett is a body builder

    i know you love my swagger
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    Quote Originally Posted by black_civic_si
    i heard brett is a body builder
    Why you gotta drag me into this? lol
    Brett (One of the true OG's, No really... ask anyone)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    Why you gotta drag me into this? lol
    cause your such a cool guy

    i know you love my swagger
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    Ha!

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    "Smart Blonde"
    LaurenK a.k.a. Mrs. Nixon

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    haaaaa, short fuse.. haaaahaaa

    Leisa and S. 4 Life NM?

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    lol

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    lmao. That was great!!!!!!!!!

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    Hey Tiff, I'll call u when I get a chance!
    LaurenK a.k.a. Mrs. Nixon

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    LOL pretty good.
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    lmao

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    whoa!!!



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