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  1. 12-05-2006, 09:31 AM #1
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    Default ** GIRLS/GUYS -LINES!!!! I HATE LINES!!!! **

    Ok girls where the hell are you?? NICE GUYS DO FINISH LAST BUT WE AT LEAST WANT A TRY DAMNT, QUIT GIVING US LINES LIKE

    ** But you're my best friend, you're like my brother!

    ** I just got out of a long relationship.

    Here are a few more lines that I get all the time:

    ** "WTF - Oh HELLLLLLLLL naw!!!! Where do u think you're putting THAT? I'll suck you off but that's about it!!!!!"

    ** Ohhhhhhhhhh J'ssssssssssssonnnnnnnnnnnn

    ** I will only do a 3some w/ you if I get to pick the woman.

    ** I've never tried anal - but if you want to I trust you.

    COME ON GUYS LETS HEAR SOME OTHER GREAT LINES GIRLS LIKE TO GIVE!!!!!!!!! AND GIRLS, WHAT ARE THE ONES YOU LIKE TO GIVE.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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  2. 12-05-2006, 09:33 AM #2
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    sorry but i dont get those cheesy lines.
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  3. 12-05-2006, 09:33 AM #3
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    "I dunno, I have class in the morning."

    J/K

    I do get the "Best friend" treatment all the time though. Sucks.
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  4. 12-05-2006, 09:34 AM #4
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    Jesus Ran. lol.
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    BF Forever......LIRL

    you'll find a willing participant soon enough, don't give up.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    I do get the "Best friend" treatment all the time though. Sucks.
    lol what from your gf?
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    YOU GUYS ARE CORNY AS FUK NICE GUYS HAVE A NAME IN 2006, ITS CALLED SUCKERS!! STEP YA GAME UP DONT BE A SIMP YOUR WHOLE LIFE CMON GET IT TOGETHER, YOU MAKIN MEN LOOK BAD
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  8. 12-05-2006, 09:49 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
    lol what from your gf?
    lol, nah. I'm definitely glad that my luck changed with her.

    She's going to read my first post and kill me.
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  9. 12-05-2006, 09:51 AM #9
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    MARK KNOWS THE DEAL EVEN THOUGH HE'S HAITIAN HE DRESS GOOD HAHAHAHA J/K MARK, WHATTA PAL
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    MARK KNOWS THE DEAL EVEN THOUGH HE'S HAITIAN HE DRESS GOOD HAHAHAHA J/K MARK, WHATTA PAL


    I mean it's 2006 about to be 2007 do girls even use those lines anymore?
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  11. 12-05-2006, 10:04 AM #11
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    I MEAN IF YOU DUDES IS STILL GETTIN THESE LINES YOU A LAME AND NEED TO CONCENTRATE ON OTHER THINGS BESIDES POSTIN ABOUT YOUR SHORTCOMINGS ON THE INTERNET!
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  12. 12-05-2006, 10:07 AM #12
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    Lames son, LAME
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    WHEN THEM GIRLS SEE LAMES LIKE THESE GUYS THEY SEE EM IN PAIRS



    GET EM OUTTA HERE! GOTTA KNOW THE RULES OF ENGAGAEMENT HOMEY, THIS IS A GAME YOU BEST BELIEVE THE GIRLS IS PLAYIN, DONT GET STUCK ON THE BENCH THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
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    The last bitch that told me she wanted to just be friends i said i already got enough friends and hung the phone up.

    Yeah i got that ass that weekend....True story
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    The last bitch that told me she wanted to just be friends i said i already got enough friends and hung the phone up.

    Yeah i got that ass that weekend....True story


    I almost died laughing over the weekend when one of my boys blurted out that his friend quota for 2006 has been met, and he's still looking to achieve an additional 10% increase of F-buddies within the next month......a dime he was trying to go all out with popped the friendship play......Needless to say he's back to dogging them ho's now.........
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    I TREAT A BITCH LIKE 7UP, NEVER HAVE NEVER WILL!

    I TELL A BITCH LIKE THIS: BITCH- YOU WITHOUT ME IS LIKE HAROLD MELVIN WITHOUT THE BLUENOTES, YOU'LL NEVER GO PLATINUM

    YO MARK, GIMME A LIGHT
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    I admit to giving lines to guys, that's because either they are very unattractive, lame, stank breath, sweaty hands, annoying, and the most important part I have a boyfriend. So these days I just have I have a man, but of course I get "So? You can't have friends?" I don't want any friends dumb ass!
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    "Hey, we can still be friends" Never call em again

    "Yeah, I will call you later" But now I perfected it down to "Yes, I will call ya when I get a free monument to talk"

    "Yeah I been working a lot and school"

    "I am a lesbian, sorry"

    "I am being deported in a few days"

    "no go away"
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    Quote Originally Posted by ToyoChick05
    "Hey, we can still be friends" Never call em again

    "Yeah, I will call you later" But now I perfected it down to "Yes, I will call ya when I get a free monument to talk"

    "Yeah I been working a lot and school"

    "I am a lesbian, sorry"

    "I am being deported in a few days"

    "no go away"
    LOL... A FREE MONUMENT TO TALK HUH, WOW TOYO YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO LURKIN HAHAHA

    J/K, SEND PICS ASAP
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    LOL... A FREE MONUMENT TO TALK HUH, WOW TOYO YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO LURKIN HAHAHA

    J/K, SEND PICS ASAP
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    PICS?? HURRY UP!
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    Oh god here come the heifer's
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    LOL, MARK IS ON A ROLL SON, G UNIT COMMENTS WILL SOON FOLLOW, NEGRO ALWAYS KILLIN A PARTY
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    Quote Originally Posted by ToyoChick05
    "I am a lesbian, sorry"
    O RLY? Then you should meet my friend. She has a nice personality.

    Quote Originally Posted by ToyoChick05
    "I am being deported in a few days"
    Can I help you pack then? I can get you a green card...
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    so let me get this straight.
    u hate black people...
    so you went to africa?
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    IS MIKESPEED IN HERE? CALL ME IF HE IS
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    I TREAT A BITCH LIKE 7UP, NEVER HAVE NEVER WILL!

    I TELL A BITCH LIKE THIS: BITCH- YOU WITHOUT ME IS LIKE HAROLD MELVIN WITHOUT THE BLUENOTES, YOU'LL NEVER GO PLATINUM

    YO MARK, GIMME A LIGHT

    snoop doggy doggg?
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    NAW NIGGA DEEZ MO FUGGIN NUTS
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    THINKFAST WILDING OUT!!! LOL
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    BAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIINNNNNNN!
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    BAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIINNNNNNN!
    OUTTA CONTROL?
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUCK NORRIS
    THINKFAST WILDING OUT!!! LOL
    CHUCK NORRIS APPROVES :boobies:
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    GODDAMN RIGHT I DO!!! HELL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    Ok girls where the hell are you?? NICE GUYS DO FINISH LAST BUT WE AT LEAST WANT A TRY DAMNT, QUIT GIVING US LINES LIKE

    ** But you're my best friend, you're like my brother! That means i think your ugly and i dont want to fuck you...or your cute and all but your dick is too small so forget about it

    ** I just got out of a long relationship. Fuck off theres no chance so stop asking

    Here are a few more lines that I get all the time:

    ** "WTF - Oh HELLLLLLLLL naw!!!! Where do u think you're putting THAT? I'll suck you off but that's about it!!!!!" i dont know about this one but im guessing your not worthy of her pussy

    ** Ohhhhhhhhhh J'ssssssssssssonnnnnnnnnnnn

    ** I will only do a 3some w/ you if I get to pick the woman. im into girls and im only using you for ya dick cause i dont like dildos

    ** I've never tried anal - but if you want to I trust you. who cares its a new experence but that doesnt mean i want you as my bf cuase you did anal with me.

    COME ON GUYS LETS HEAR SOME OTHER GREAT LINES GIRLS LIKE TO GIVE!!!!!!!!! AND GIRLS, WHAT ARE THE ONES YOU LIKE TO GIVE.

    just trying to translate something for ya so the next time it happens you wont be surprised and pissed off

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    Yeah? Well.... uhhh.... SO!!
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    ^ Guess I told her huh?

    ** turns to Tasuki **

    "That'll learn ya!!!"
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    YEA, SHOWED HER WHOS BOSS
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