~ DEAR McDONALD'S ~
Thank you very much for Hott Cakes and Sausage - butter, syrup and orange juice. Also thank you very much for supplying it so quicky. Your hotcakes and sausage are a part of a balanced and nutritious breakfast, and I will continue to support it as long as you continue to keep up the good work. Oh... and McDonald's, speaking of hottcakes - the blonde in front of me this morning in line - can I have her number? Or maybe you can give her mine. It is very rare that blondes have a$$es like that - and I want to uhhh.... "further investigate" to ensure that she knows what to do w/ all of that phat a$$edness. Don't worry McDonald's, I will be gentle.
Your breakfast buddy,
Baby J
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