Single girls that are interested in cars are whores.

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11-29-2006, 01:12 PM
92tegracer07

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Originally Posted by LS2ner

She misspelt it on purpose.. and i dunno...Time to check the Paper for ASE certified whores..

DAMN!!!! +1 again!!!! LOL
11-29-2006, 01:13 PM
LS2ner

LoLz...Im serious.. im bout to google that shit..
11-29-2006, 01:16 PM
92tegracer07

^^^this should be good...lol
11-29-2006, 01:24 PM
LS2ner

Search results...See Boxed section....:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/serebrus/fff.jpg
11-29-2006, 01:30 PM
92tegracer07

^^^wow....lol
11-29-2006, 01:31 PM
LS2ner

Its even got a phone number!! Im callin em up and getting prices...
11-29-2006, 01:34 PM
92tegracer07

^^^lmk how the prices are...i may be taking a road trip....lo
11-29-2006, 01:35 PM
Nemesis

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Originally Posted by LS2ner

Its even got a phone number!! Im callin em up and getting prices...

**LS2ner dials number**

**phone rings**

**Thanks for calling ASE-certified Sluts, this is Paul speaking**

**Yes how much for an ASE Cert. Slut?**

**hold on let me check the girls section on Import Atlanta**

**Due to shortages from pregnancy and STD related deaths we only offer discontinued models**
11-29-2006, 01:36 PM
Tiff-O-Bitties

Well, George, what's your definition of a whore? And single? (Does that mean unmarried or not in a relationship?)
11-29-2006, 01:36 PM
LS2ner

**THats coo.. Ill take a Tracy and a Scrappy if ya got em in stock**

Note: Just kidding ladies... yall are the first two that came to mind.
11-29-2006, 01:38 PM
LS2ner

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Originally Posted by Cav-E-R

Well, George, what's your definition of a whore? And single? (Does that mean unmarried or not in a relationship?)

Mr. Nemesis and I are currently excepting applications and resumes. You dont have to be a whore to qualify for the position, but you do have to give good brains. Lolz... :lmfao:
11-29-2006, 01:43 PM
Tiff-O-Bitties

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Originally Posted by LS2ner

Mr. Nemesis and I are currently excepting applications and resumes. You dont have to be a whore to qualify for the position, but you do have to give good brains. Lolz... :lmfao:

If you were looking for whores then I most certainly do not qualify, although some people on this demented site would disagree with that (*insert sarcasm* Because everyone knows me sooo well.)

whore /hɔr, hoʊr or, often, hʊr/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[hawr, hohr or, often, hoohttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/g...una/thinsp.pngr] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, verb, whored, whor‧ing.
–noun 1.a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money; prostitute; harlot; strumpet. –verb (used without object) 2.to act as a whore. 3.to consort with whores. –verb (used with object) 4.Obsolete. to make a whore of; corrupt; debauch.
11-29-2006, 01:46 PM
LS2ner

I never said you were a whore!! Notice i said you didnt have to be one to qualify???
11-29-2006, 01:50 PM
Tiff-O-Bitties

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Originally Posted by LS2ner

I never said you were a whore!! Notice i said you didnt have to be one to qualify???

I know, I can read.;)
11-29-2006, 01:53 PM
LS2ner

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Originally Posted by Cav-E-R

I know, I can read.;)

I wish i could :( I had to hire a midget to read everything aloud for me.
11-29-2006, 02:00 PM
Nemesis

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Originally Posted by Cav-E-R

I know, I can read.;)

Why are you taking such offense to this subject? Nobody said any names.
11-29-2006, 02:04 PM
Tiff-O-Bitties

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Originally Posted by Mr. Nemesis

Why are you taking such offense to this subject? Nobody said any names.

:thinking: I haven't taken offense to this subject, I just want to know your opinion on why you would even start this subject... I think it's actually pretty funny!:D
11-29-2006, 02:04 PM
The Yousef

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Originally Posted by LS2ner

I never said you were a whore!! Notice i said you didnt have to be one to qualify???

I DID!!!!!*

*note sarcasm...don't beat me :boxing:
11-29-2006, 02:05 PM
LS2ner

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Originally Posted by Mr. Nemesis

Why are you taking such offense to this subject? Nobody said any names.

I dont think she is Neme.. I think she is just conversing with us.

P.S. Cav-e-r.. I got your resume! Ill let you know something soon!! j.p.
11-29-2006, 02:05 PM
Tiff-O-Bitties

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Originally Posted by LS2ner

I wish i could :( I had to hire a midget to read everything aloud for me.

lolz.
11-29-2006, 02:06 PM
Tiff-O-Bitties

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Originally Posted by The Yousef

I DID!!!!!*

*note sarcasm...don't beat me :boxing:

Did I hear :boobies:?
11-29-2006, 02:07 PM
The Yousef

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Originally Posted by Cav-E-R

Did I hear :boobies:?

no.
11-29-2006, 02:11 PM
LS2ner

boobies plz? thnx
11-29-2006, 02:11 PM
The Yousef

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Originally Posted by LS2ner

boobies plz? thnx

i'll send you pics of my boobs shortly...:goodjob:
11-29-2006, 02:15 PM
PhAtBoYMr2

I think most girls are whores weather there interested in cars or not.
11-29-2006, 02:16 PM
LS2ner

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Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2

I think most girls are whores weather there interested in cars or not.

Honestly i prefer sluts. That way you dont have to pay them.
11-29-2006, 02:17 PM
PhAtBoYMr2

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Originally Posted by LS2ner

Honestly i prefer sluts. That way you dont have to pay them.

and you don't have to spend $20 on a friday night for dinner and a movie....

lets get straight to the point whore!
11-29-2006, 02:17 PM
HalfBaked

All girls are whores.

Any girl that says she isn't is a whore.

She is just stupid and forgot.
11-29-2006, 02:18 PM
PhAtBoYMr2

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Originally Posted by HalfBaked

All girls are whores.

Any girl that says she isn't is a whore.

She is just stupid and forgot.

Or she is a bible hugger or cillabete(sp)

iv'e gotten both.... :no:
11-29-2006, 02:19 PM
LS2ner

I like it when ya pick em up, take em to the crib, bang, and make her take a cab home. LOLZ
11-29-2006, 02:19 PM
jR1_kS14

i partly agree, some women here have morals and such though..
11-29-2006, 02:19 PM
HalfBaked

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Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2

Or she is a bible hugger or cillabete(sp)

iv'e gotten both.... :no:

They are still whores.
11-29-2006, 02:20 PM
Tiff-O-Bitties

Oh my gosh... So what are guys that are promiscuous?? Are they whores too or just "cool?"
11-29-2006, 02:20 PM
PhAtBoYMr2

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Originally Posted by LS2ner

I like it when ya pick em up, take em to the crib, bang, and make her take a cab home. LOLZ

lol

"bitch i ran out of gas here take this card it's larry the taxi driver he does wonders"
11-29-2006, 02:20 PM
HalfBaked

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Originally Posted by Cav-E-R

Oh my gosh... So what are guys that are promiscuous?? Are they whores too or just "cool?"

Don't talk shit about me and mark!

Don't change the subject!!!!
11-29-2006, 02:20 PM
PhAtBoYMr2

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Originally Posted by Cav-E-R

Oh my gosh... So what are guys that are promiscuous?? Are they whores too or just "cool?"

cool :goodjob:
11-29-2006, 02:22 PM
LS2ner

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Originally Posted by jR1_kS14

i partly agree, some women here have morals and such though..

Who are you sir? And it says location D-town... You from Dalton?
11-29-2006, 02:22 PM
LS2ner

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Originally Posted by Cav-E-R

Oh my gosh... So what are guys that are promiscuous?? Are they whores too or just "cool?"

The correct terminology would be "Pimp".
11-29-2006, 02:24 PM
Tiff-O-Bitties

Haha, Matt, I get more ass in one hour than you do in one year... J/P, I really don't get any.. the doctor won't let me... I have some rare problem with my pregnancy so I can't do shit.. DAMN!
11-29-2006, 02:25 PM
Tiff-O-Bitties

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Originally Posted by LS2ner

The correct terminology would be "Pimp".

:doh:My bad... So are guys just pimps? And why is it that if a girl has an STD she must have been a whore to get it, but it's okay for a guy to have the same one? :thinking:

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