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    Romanian teenager had to have emergency surgery after swallowing a toothbrush while she practised performing oral sex.

    Andreea Vlad, 16, from Falticeni in eastern Romania, initially told doctors she had slipped and swallowed the seven inch toothbrush.

    But when medical staff carried out examinations they realised she had no scratches or cuts on her throat backing up her claim she had fallen.

    When questioned further she admitted she and some friends had been watching a pornographic movie and that she had swallowed the brush afterwards while practicing the technique for oral sex and imitating the women in the film.

    A spokesman for the county hospital in Suceava where she was treated said: 'This girl is very lucky. She did not suffer any internal damage because of the toothbrush, but things could have been much worse for her.'



    better?

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    thanks

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    Practice does not make perfect....

























    Perfect practice makes perfect...
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    Actually, no ones perfect, so fuck practice !
    BUY MY HATCH <--click the link, cuz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AirBrcak
    Actually, no ones perfect, so fuck practice !
    Shit give that 16 2 more yrs and she can practice on me all night long I wouldnt care to much...
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    a toothbrush? damn thats not cool, she could have used something else! seriously, what man has a penis that thing and that long!?!?!
    ** IF YOU DO, PLEASE DONT ASNWER, WE DONT WANT TO KNOW**

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    Quote Originally Posted by rodr4813
    a toothbrush? damn thats not cool, she could have used something else! seriously, what man has a penis that thing and that long!?!?!
    ** IF YOU DO, PLEASE DONT ASNWER, WE DONT WANT TO KNOW**
    I think you just admited to have a very small penis...

    I wont answer the last part of the statement since you dont want me to
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    ^^^^ LOL!! i think plenty of men have a penis the length of a toothbrush... and if you dont, then im sorry for you! lol...

    but yeah, a toothbrush is definitely not something to be practicing oral sex with lol... i can think of 25 other things that more closely resemble a penis...lol, a toothbrush.... lolol

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    hahhhahaha not what i meant, dotn want to get personal about me, but yea, i meant a guy that fits BOTH descriptions: REALLY THIN and LITTLE OVER AVERAGE LOL (thats like 5x for the asian bros hahaha)

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