i'm definately thinking that i'd die, as appealing as life would live i'm sure that the midget would sell my pictures of having sex with it to a tabloid then everyone would see me naked, and laugh, and the midget would be rich and i would just be known as the guy formerly know as prince nismo now known as the guy that had sex with the crazy midget who claimed to be the cure for aids to take advantage of the white guy who got aids randomly.....