Quote Originally Posted by richw131
OK, so we split them into two conferences:

The SFC (Special Football Conference) and the DFC (Defective Football Conference).


SFC
Atlanta Special Ed's
Dallas Downz
Carolina Retards
Washington Di Di-Di's


DFC
Denver Dumb Asses
Texas Tards
Charlotte Challenged
Saint Louis Sloberers
I think we gotta fit Kansas and Arkansas in there somewhere. For them we can just call them Kansas and Arkansas, no need for creativity, it'd be almost redundant for those 2 states. It would be like saying the Retarded Retards.