The RFL??

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LOLERCAUST!!!

[Brett]

Yeah.... I went there....






































Do they make Velcro cleats??

Thats right!!! See I like your way of thinking

[Ran]

If I laugh at this, will I go to hell?
























Ah f*ck it, it's funny.

[JustinSane110™]

If I laugh at this, will I go to hell?

Ah f*ck it, it's funny.

Most likely, but we already organized an IA bus for the ride down, you want in??

[Brett]

.... and another thing, I bet if we adopt a bunch of lil 'tarded fuckers from the state, If we buy 2 they will give us like 10 free, The state dont want them!! So we buy them all up and put them into labor camps and make them play!!!

[JustinSane110™]

.... and another thing, I bet if we adopt a bunch of lil 'tarded fuckers from the state, If we buy 2 they will give us like 10 free, The state dont want them!! So we buy them all up and put them into labor camps and make them play!!!

Oh damn man, thats a good point. Since they're adopted we'll be able to claim them on taxes too rather than just being straight taxed for the league being a business. We gotta hire William Hung to sing the national anthem at every game though.

[Brett]

Maybe if we buy 13 Retards the state will give us 13 free?

[JustinSane110™]

Maybe if we buy 13 Retards the state will give us 13 free?

Check into that, imma look for a Rent A Center, see if they'll loan us some retards... 60 days no interest, or same as cash, it'll be like a trial run with no cost or obligation to us. Maybe after the 10th retard they'll give us free bibs for them, you know, the ones with the drool pocket so they dont fuck up the uniform with 'tard slobber...

[Brett]

Yeah we dont need the lil tarded fuckers drooling all over themselves, that shit gets on the ball to and then they wont be able to throw it (Not that they could anyways) and drool on thier uniforms wont look good either

[SLOWLYbtngU]

[JustinSane110™]

Yeah we dont need the lil tarded fuckers drooling all over themselves, that shit gets on the ball to and then they wont be able to throw it (Not that they could anyways) and drool on thier uniforms wont look good either

Man, check this out, I found some strategy.


http://www.binarydeathtrap.com/Resou...dedAthlete.htm

[Brett]

Here we can see #22 harnessing the power of 37 other retards AND not getting called for illegal contact to the face


Playing a retarded kid on your pop warner football team can be a rewarding and fullfilling process. I know what many of you are thinking - "Well, the retarded kid on my boy's team doesn't pull his weight. They should cut his ass!" I say your coach doesn't know of the many subtle yet beneficial properties of the retarded athelete. On the field retards are dasterdly tools of deception, metaphysical magic, and Machavellian ref politic.

Ever think of what it would be like to be 11 and be asked to cover a retarded kid? IF you can get the slow bastard to run the same pattern and catch the ball when thrown to, he will ALWAYS get you that 3rd and 6. The kid covering him will think he is SUPPOSED to let the retard catch it. After about 2 or 3 scoring drives the opposing coach will be on to your game. Now is when you gotta get heartless. Run the 'tard up the middle for 2 series. No one will hit him too hard, but the view from the stands is that the opposing teams coach is beating the retard to death. He will weaken his middle to ease up in a sense of fair play, now run a play action pass with the tard running his one route again. BOOM! You got em in your hands for the rest of the game. You can run your brute runner up the middle or throw to the tard. Occasionally run the tard up the middle to let the other guy know you mean business. Tell him If he doesn't back off, one of his players is gonna have to live with hurting a retarded kid for the rest of his life. Keep repeating this cycle and no one will know how to stop your offense.

A retarded kid will also have the most fumble recoveries for your team guaranteed. For some strange reason, once you get a retarded kid to pick something up, they will always pick it up. This coupled with their uncanny ability to win despite overwhelming odds, proved in many TV specials, always gets them the rock.

All decisions the ref has to make will be in the retard's benefit. No old guy with grandkids is gonna ever call a retard for false start. They probably won't call offsides, pass interference, holding, roughing the kicker, or Unsportsmanlike conduct either. So feel free to use your low IQ goon enforcer freely.

Don't worry too much if the other team has ther own retard, as they tend to cancel each other out. Once faced up, after they commune energies and power up, they will just discuss whether the brocolli one ate makes him stronger than the one who just ate "the little green trees."

Another asset is the retards ability to win even if he losses. Everyone wins at the Special Olympics because the "special" kids can all share their energies with each other. They do this so that they all may experience the sensation of winning together. This also means that your retard can channel the raw power of up to like 230,000 other retards. He can be a powerhouse if used properly. If the opposing teams coach decides that he's not gonna let you run the 'tard up the middle any more, tell the kid to "let out the Super Saiyan inside and get that dragonball to Goku in the endzone." You got six muthafuckin points my brotha! Also, the opposing coach will probably double or triple cover your retard after this amazing event - so the field will be wide open.

[SLOWLYbtngU]

OMFG!!!! "Popsicles for dinner" WTF??!?!?!?!

[Ran]

Here we can see #22 harnessing the power of 37 other retards AND not getting called for illegal contact to the face


Playing a retarded kid on your pop warner football team can be a rewarding and fullfilling process. I know what many of you are thinking - "Well, the retarded kid on my boy's team doesn't pull his weight. They should cut his ass!" I say your coach doesn't know of the many subtle yet beneficial properties of the retarded athelete. On the field retards are dasterdly tools of deception, metaphysical magic, and Machavellian ref politic.

Ever think of what it would be like to be 11 and be asked to cover a retarded kid? IF you can get the slow bastard to run the same pattern and catch the ball when thrown to, he will ALWAYS get you that 3rd and 6. The kid covering him will think he is SUPPOSED to let the retard catch it. After about 2 or 3 scoring drives the opposing coach will be on to your game. Now is when you gotta get heartless. Run the 'tard up the middle for 2 series. No one will hit him too hard, but the view from the stands is that the opposing teams coach is beating the retard to death. He will weaken his middle to ease up in a sense of fair play, now run a play action pass with the tard running his one route again. BOOM! You got em in your hands for the rest of the game. You can run your brute runner up the middle or throw to the tard. Occasionally run the tard up the middle to let the other guy know you mean business. Tell him If he doesn't back off, one of his players is gonna have to live with hurting a retarded kid for the rest of his life. Keep repeating this cycle and no one will know how to stop your offense.

A retarded kid will also have the most fumble recoveries for your team guaranteed. For some strange reason, once you get a retarded kid to pick something up, they will always pick it up. This coupled with their uncanny ability to win despite overwhelming odds, proved in many TV specials, always gets them the rock.

All decisions the ref has to make will be in the retard's benefit. No old guy with grandkids is gonna ever call a retard for false start. They probably won't call offsides, pass interference, holding, roughing the kicker, or Unsportsmanlike conduct either. So feel free to use your low IQ goon enforcer freely.

Don't worry too much if the other team has ther own retard, as they tend to cancel each other out. Once faced up, after they commune energies and power up, they will just discuss whether the brocolli one ate makes him stronger than the one who just ate "the little green trees."

Another asset is the retards ability to win even if he losses. Everyone wins at the Special Olympics because the "special" kids can all share their energies with each other. They do this so that they all may experience the sensation of winning together. This also means that your retard can channel the raw power of up to like 230,000 other retards. He can be a powerhouse if used properly. If the opposing teams coach decides that he's not gonna let you run the 'tard up the middle any more, tell the kid to "let out the Super Saiyan inside and get that dragonball to Goku in the endzone." You got six muthafuckin points my brotha! Also, the opposing coach will probably double or triple cover your retard after this amazing event - so the field will be wide open.

Holy mother of God, I'm dying from laughing so hard!

[JustinSane110™]

Holy mother of God, I'm dying from laughing so hard!

Check that link man, the pic captions on there are priceless.

[Brett]

Retards also happen to be virtual ATM's at fundraisers. Just set him up in the middle of a mall dressed in his uniform with a can. By the time your done shopping he should have collected like $2000. If its a Saturday, you can take the two large, go spend it, and then come back - the little devil will have made it back again! Properly utilized a retard can really fill in the deficits in your teams budget AND render your next Christmas a very happy one.

[JustinSane110™]

Retards also happen to be virtual ATM's at fundraisers. Just set him up in the middle of a mall dressed in his uniform with a can. By the time your done shopping he should have collected like $2000. If its a Saturday, you can take the two large, go spend it, and then come back - the little devil will have made it back again! Properly utilized a retard can really fill in the deficits in your teams budget AND render your next Christmas a very happy one.

Side profits FTW!!!!

[Brett]

We can get extra cash for car mods to!!!

[~The_Duke~]

hehehe

Hey that bottom pic with the in referance to retarded white kids.

That look remarkable like that QR25 guy that we were making fun of ealier...

[Brett]

[JustinSane110™]

Now taking names for the season ticket pre-sale.

[Brett]

Maybe Ticket master would sell them for us? lol

[JustinSane110™]

Maybe Ticket master would sell them for us? lol

I dunno man, Ticketmaster doesn't have the balls to do it. Let's just sell them ourselves on Ebay, LOL.

But a real concern I'm having is what about the parking situation? Should we double the amount of handicapped parking spaces for this, and add more loading zones for all the shortbuses??

[JustinSane110™]

http://forums.importatlanta.com/show...80&postcount=1

That dOwned pic still cracks me the fuck up.

[Brett]

[Mike Lowrey]

Well we need to come up with some names for the teams....

1. Dallas Downz
2. Carolina Retards

[Brett]

Works for me!!!

I love the DALLAS DOWNZ!!!

[Brett]

Well we need to come up with some names for the teams....

1. Dallas Downz
2. Carolina Retards

Atlanta Special Ed's
Saint Loius Sloberers
Texas Tards
Denver Dumb Asses

Thats 6 teams now!!!

Then we add retarded cheerleaders to the mix!!!

[Mike Lowrey]

Atlanta Special Ed's
Saint Loius Sloberers
Texas Tards
Denver Dumb Asses

Thats 6 teams now!!!

Then we add retarded cheerleaders to the mix!!!

That would be one funny calander!

[Mike Lowrey]

Washington Di Di-Di's

[Brett]

Washington Di Di-Di's

Also the Carlotte Challenged

HAHAHA thats 8 teams now!!

[Mike Lowrey]

OK, so we split them into two conferences:

The SFC (Special Football Conference) and the DFC (Defective Football Conference).


SFC
Atlanta Special Ed's
Dallas Downz
Carolina Retards
Washington Di Di-Di's


DFC
Denver Dumb Asses
Texas Tards
Charlotte Challenged
Saint Louis Sloberers

[Brett]

Hell yeah now we have divisions!!!

[Mike Lowrey]

They will be playing in the "Super Retard Bowl"

[Mike Lowrey]

During halftime, we could do a version of the punt-pass and kick competition.


It would be the "Punt-Throw and Kick a Retard" competition!




This shit will make money!

[Brett]

We need investors!!!

[Mike Lowrey]

We need investors!!!

Adopt a Retard Football Player!

[Mike Lowrey]

Adopt a Retard Football Player!

OK, lets start the adoption to raise money for the Retarded Football League!


First one to be adopted,


PAT!

[JustinSane110™]

They will be playing in the "Super Retard Bowl"

Super Duper Bowl??

[~The_Duke~]

Super De Duper Bowl...