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  1. 11-04-2006, 01:50 PM #1
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    Default I own3d Yousef and made him feel even more retarded then he already is...

    Well he said he needed my phone number for something probably to write on a bathroom stall...

    Well over AIM I give it to him.

    A few seconds later I get a text from an unknown number saying "Matt?"

    And I reply back with "No...who the fuck is this?"

    And he is like "Oh Yousef, sorry I have wrong number!"

    Then over him he is like "DICKHEAD!"

    And I was like "hahah no its the right number..."

    So then he calls...creepy huh?

    So I pick up and in a little girls voice...

    Me: "Hello?"
    Him: "Is Matt there?"
    Me: "Matt? Sorry wrong number.."
    Him: "Oh...I'm so...umm..sorry."

    Hahahahahah he felt so stupid.

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  2. 11-04-2006, 01:51 PM #2
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    LOL!!!
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  3. 11-04-2006, 01:51 PM #3
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    LIRL
    FUCK B&D COMMUNICATIONS!

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    thats funny as hell....
    FUCK B&D COMMUNICATIONS!

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    And people wonder why Yousef hates white people.
    --RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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  6. 11-04-2006, 01:52 PM #6
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    +1 check your rep..
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    dont mess with paki's partner like that GOSH
    "I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
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    haha you shoudl've fucked with him more.
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    i so hate you a lot...



    you're not my e-friend anymore!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wurm
    dont mess with paki's partner like that GOSH
    HE IS NOT MY PARTNER!!!!!!!!!!
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    LOLZ !!!
    NY STAY HIGH !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    And people wonder why Yousef hates white people.
    feel my pain chris...

    feel my pain
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    Quote Originally Posted by LiL PaKi
    HE IS NOT MY PARTNER!!!!!!!!!!
    denial is the first step to a loving relationship
    "I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
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    Quote Originally Posted by LiL PaKi
    HE IS NOT MY PARTNER!!!!!!!!!!
    You finish your presentation?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    Yousef, cheer up. On the brighter side you now have a chance to play doctor with Doogie Howser, he just came out of the closet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wurm
    denial is the first step to a loving relationship
    so true
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wurm
    denial is the first step to a loving relationship
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    You finish your presentation?
    no.. i feel asleep.. then didn't even go to class to make the presentation..
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    Quote Originally Posted by LiL PaKi
    dont make me bring back my old signatures
    "I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Yousef, cheer up. On the brighter side you now have a chance to play doctor with Doogie Howser, he just came out of the closet.
    Doogie is !!???


    NOOOOoooooooo.....!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wurm
    dont make me bring back my old signatures
    no need for that... you can destroy them.. they won't every be in need again...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Durka Prince
    Doogie is !!???


    NOOOOoooooooo.....!!!!!
    See my other thread in entertainment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LiL PaKi
    no need for that... you can destroy them.. they won't every be in need again...
    how do i know that you might not want a terror baby one day?
    "I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
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    Quote Originally Posted by LiL PaKi
    no.. i feel asleep.. then didn't even go to class to make the presentation..
    LNC FTL

    boo :hiss:
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    See my other thread in entertainment.
    damn.




    he was awesome in harold and kumar... (me and george's biography)
    Val RIP
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wurm
    how do i know that you might not want a terror baby one day?
    You should put them back in your sig and get rid of that hillbilly liar nonsense LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Durka Prince
    damn.




    he was awesome in harold and kumar... (me and george's biography)
    I vow to see that movie one day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wurm
    how do i know that you might not want a terror baby one day?
    actually on second thought... everything that has me and him together u can get rid of.. but the one with only him u can keep... i actually dont have that terror baby one anymore.. can u send me that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    I vow to see that movie one day.
    i have it dvd...

    remind to bring it out and i'll let you borrow it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Durka Prince
    i have it dvd...

    remind to bring it out and i'll let you borrow it...
    Sweet! Check your rep. My comment is priceless LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    Sweet! Check your rep. My comment is priceless LOL
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    Great if Paki and Yousef mix we got a terrorist bomber hooker.
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    What if it was a boy though?
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