Sex and the first letter of your name..
got this emailed to me.. pretty funny and accurate - poor N, LOL!!!
SEX AND THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR NAME
According to scientific studies, the first letter of your first name
reveals your sexual identity... What do you think?
-A-
You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action.
You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have
no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is
trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up
front person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts not
obscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to
you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating.
You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous
than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these
qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern.!
-B-
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced,
wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered
and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments and particularly when it comes to
lovemaking. You will hold off until everything meets with your
approval. You can control your appetite and abstain from sex if need
be. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to
experiment.
-C-
You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have
a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You must be
able to talk to your sex partner before, during, and after. You want
the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good
looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very
sexual and sens! ual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship
you. When th is cannot be achieved, you have the ability to go for
long periods without sexual activity. You are an expert at
controlling your desires and doing without.
-D-
Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full
steam ahead in pursuit. You do not give up your quest easily. You
are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you
on. You are highly sexual, passionate, loyal, and intense in your
involvement, sometimes possessive and jealous. Sex to you is a
pleasure to be enjoyed. You are stimulated by the eccentric and
unusual, having a free and open.
-E-
Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener,
you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually
stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend
for a lover and a companion for a bedmate. You hate disharmony and
disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a wh! ile it
seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more
important than the sexual act for you, but once you give your heart
away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. When you don't have a good
lover to fall asleep with, you will fall asleep with a good book.
(Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book.)
-F-
You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal.
You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet
once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous, sexual, and
privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and
gallant. You are born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are your
favorite fantasy pastime. You can be a very generous lover.
-G-
You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your
lover. You respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or
superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous! and
know how to reach the peak of erotic stimulation, because you work
at it meticulously.. You can be extremely active sexually that is,
when you find the time. Your duties and responsibilities take
precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting
emotionally close to a lover, but no trouble getting close sexually.
-H-
You seek a mate who can enhance your reputation and earning ability.
You will be very generous to your lover once you have attained a
commitment. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner.
Before the commitment, though, you tend to be frugal in your
spending and dating habits and equally cautious in your sexual
involvement. You are a sensual and patient lover.
-I-
You have a great need to be loved, appreciated... Even worshipped.
You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You look
for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in
an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are f! ussy and
exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to
experiment and try new modes of sexual _____expression. You bore easily
and thus require sexual adventure and change. You are more sensual
than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.
-J-
You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a
partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your
_____expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual
experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains
turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually
stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the
relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to
know that you're being appreciated.
-K-
You are totally sexually marvelous!
-L-
You are very romantic, idealistic, and somehow you believe that to
love means! to suffer. You wind up serving your mate or attracting
people who have unusual troubles. You see yourself as your lover's
savior. You are sincere, passionate, lustful, and dreamy. You can't
help falling in love. You fantasize and get turned on by movies and
magazines. You do not tell others of this secret life, nor of your
sexual fantasies.
-M-
You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you
throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no
holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally
passionate and intense. You believe in total sexual freedom. You are
willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy
is inexhaustible. You also enjoy mothering your mate.
-N-
You are crap in bed.
-O-
You are very interested in sexual activities yet secretive and shy
about your desires. You can re-channel much of your sexual energy
into making money and/or seeking power. You can easily have! extended
periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate, sexual
lover, requiring the same qualities from your mate. Sex is serious
business; thus you demand intensity diversity, and are willing to
try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to
possessiveness, which must be kept in check.
-P-
You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of
doing anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances
count, therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also
require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your
partner as your enemy; a good fight stimulates those sex vibes You
are free of sexual hang-ups. You are willing to experiment and try
new ways of doing things. You are very social and sensual; you enjoy
flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification.
-Q-
You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous !
physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you,
sexually or otherwise. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be
attracted to people of other ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts
and flowers, and lots of conversation to turn you on and keep you
going.
-R-
You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone
who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal the
smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind
than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is very
important to you. You have to be proud of your partner. You are
privately very sexy, but you do not bed, you are willing to serve as
teacher. Sex is important; you can be a very demanding playmate.
-S-
You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy,
sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in
intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When
it gets down to the nitty-grit! ty, you are an expert. You know all
the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and
take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have
the patience to wait for the right person to come along.
-T-
You are very sensitive, private, and sexually passive; you like a
partner who takes the lead. Music, soft lights and romantic thoughts
turn you on. You fantasize, but do not tend to fall in and out of
love easily. When in love, you are romantic, idealistic, mushy, and
extremely intense. You enjoy having your senses and your feelings
stimulated, titillated, and teased. You are a great flirt. You can
make your relationships fit your dreams, oftentimes all in your own
head
-U-
You are enthusiastic and idealistic when in love. When not in love,
you are in love with love, always looking for someone to adore. You
see romance as a challenge. You are a roamer and need adventu! re,
excitement, and freedom. You deal in potential relationships. You
enjoy giving gifts and enjoy seeing your mate looking good. Your sex
drive is strong and you desire instant gratification. You are
willing to put your partner's pleasures above your own.
-V-
You are individualistic, and you need freedom, space, and
excitement. You wait until you know someone well before committing
yourself. Swing someone means psyching him out. You feel a need to
get into his head to see what makes him tick. You are attracted to
eccentric types. Often there is an age difference between you and
your lover. You respond to danger, thrills, and suspense. The gay
scene turns you on, even though you yourself may not be a
participant.
-W-
You are very proud, determined, and you refuse to take no for an
answer when pursuing love. Your ego is at stake. You are romantic,
idealistic, and often in love with love itself, not seeing your
partner as he or she really is. You feel deeply ! and throw all of
yourself into your relationships. Nothing is too good for your
lover. You enjoy playing love games.
-X-
You need constant stimulation because you bore quickly. You can
handle more than one relationship at a time with ease. You can't
shut off your mind. You talk while you make love. You can have the
greatest love affairs, all by yourself, in your own head.
-Y-
You are sexual, sensual, and very independent. If you can't have it
your way, you will forgo the whole thing. You want to control your
relationships, which doesn't always work out too well. You respond
to physical stimulation, enjoy necking and spending hours just
touching, feeling and exploring. However, if you can spend your time
making money, you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the
moment. You need to prove to yourself and your partner what a great
lover you are. You want feedback on your performance. You are! an
open, stimulating, romantic bedmate.
-Z-
For y ou, it is business before pleasure. If you are in any way
bothered by career, business, or money concerns, you find it very
hard to relax and get into the mood. You can be romantically
idealistic to a fault and are capable of much sensuality. But you
never lose control of your emotions. You are very careful and
cautious before you give your heart away and your body, for that
matter. Once you make the commitment, though, you stick like glue.
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mine was just about dead on
Originally Posted by Kevykev
