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    Default Lines To Try

    You may want to memorize your lines for future reference....






    HE : Can I buy you a drink?
    SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

    HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
    SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

    He: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
    SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

    HE ! : How did you get to be so beautiful?
    SHE : I must've been given your share.

    HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
    SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

    HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
    SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

    HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
    SHE : Okay, get out.

    HE : I think I could make you very happy.
    SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

    HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
    SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and l! augh at the same time.

    HE : Can I have your name?
    SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

    HE : Shall we go see a movie?
    SHE : I've already seen it.

    HE : Where have you been all my life?
    SHE : Hiding from you.

    HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
    SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

    HE : Is this seat empty?
    SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

    HE : So, what do you do for a living?
    SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

    HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
    SHE : Do not enter.

    HE : Your body is like a temple.
    SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

    HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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    lol...

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    Error 404: Funny not found.

    Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.

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    Some of those were pretty good.

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    brett: what would u say if i told u some jokes?
    halfwit: that u should talk to babygurl about not reposting her jokes.
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.

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    THATS THE BRETT WE ALL KNOW AND HATE - REPOSTIN SOB!!#(*&%^#!

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    He reposted some reposted jookes too! Lolz!
    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky SC
    so let me get this straight.
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    so you went to africa?
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    ^^repost



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
    He reposted some reposted jookes too! Lolz!
    Thats skill when I can take it to that whole new level!! LOL
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    LOL bretts repost ftw



































    on a new level



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    O EM G !!!
    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    i thought this thread was gonna be about drugs...im disappointed
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!

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    c

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    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    im out nebody else gota coke supplyuh



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    lol.

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    haha

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    ....LOL
    BUY MY HATCH <--click the link, cuz.

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    :wgaf:

    Not that funny.

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    HE ! : How did you get to be so beautiful?
    SHE : I must've been given your share.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    Thats skill when I can take it to that whole new level!! LOL
    So "skill" is the new word for Alzheimers??

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