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  1. 10-26-2006, 12:40 PM #1
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    Default Woman Are Evil By Nature

    A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub... She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.

    "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
    "Actually, no," he replied.
    "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the

    bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"

    "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her
    fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

    "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."


    Lesson - Don't mess with a woman!
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  2. 10-26-2006, 12:49 PM #2
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    LOLZ !!! thats a good one old man ..
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  3. 10-26-2006, 12:54 PM #3
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    lol
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    damn

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    Ewww...that's nasty as hell. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    Ewww...that's nasty as hell. lol
    dont lie you were day dreaming about it ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Golden Child
    dont lie you were day dreaming about it ..
    Not really. Depends on what she was doing in the bathroom and where her fingers were. Then we can talk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    Not really. Depends on what she was doing in the bathroom and where her fingers were. Then we can talk.
    what if she was fingering herself ..
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  9. 10-26-2006, 01:47 PM #9
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    Why do you consistently try to get me in trouble?
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  10. 10-26-2006, 01:48 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    Why do you consistently try to get me in trouble?
    i dont mean too .. LOLZ !!!
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    Yeah he does..
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  12. 10-26-2006, 02:06 PM #12
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    LOLZ !!!
    NY STAY HIGH !!!
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    whoa whats goin on in hurrrrrrrrr
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Nemesis
    whoa whats goin on in hurrrrrrrrr
    Brett finally posted something thats not a repost ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Nemesis
    whoa whats goin on in hurrrrrrrrr
    Run before it's too late!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Golden Child
    Brett finally posted something thats not a repost ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    Run before it's too late!
    its too late ..
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