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Thread: Who Is Going to Audition for MTV's Yo Momma??

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    Default Who Is Going to Audition for MTV's Yo Momma??

    post up, i just wanna get an idea of who to look for on the show when it finally airs
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!

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    I am going to point and laugh at anyone that is going to go audition for this show...
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    If I got an email back I'd do it lol.


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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    If I got an email back I'd do it lol.
    oh, i thought you could just show up there and audition
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!

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    QD

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    shit I should....

    I'm not all that good at momma jokes anymore (heard em all) but I'll roast the fuck outta someone!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bballjamal
    shit I should....

    I'm not all that good at momma jokes anymore (heard em all) but I'll roast the fuck outta someone!
    yeah... yo' momma jokes are so wack now

    id love to get into a roast with someone. thatll be tha hard jams


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    hey you get 220$ just for gettin on the show and ofcourse that 1000$ cash money if you win lol

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    I would but I'm white, so theres no use

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    I think I would get on somebody bad, and I'd roll up w/ my ese homeys so it would be a slugfest no doubt

    Id roll off in the sunset ridin in Wilmers car that I stole

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    Id roll off in the sunset ridin in Wilmers car that I stole
    dude the black db9 he rolls in is absolutely stunning...

    i'll help you carjack he's ass!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Durka Prince
    i'll help you carjack he's ass!
    i think the word you were looking for is HIS not he's.. he's = he is.. that doesn't make sense.. "i'll help you jack he is car!" um no.. (sorry this bugged me for some reason)

    plus you are too skinny to fight.. maybe you could just bomb him instead?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelly♥
    i think the word you were looking for is HIS not he's.. he's = he is.. that doesn't make sense.. "i'll help you jack he is car!" um no.. (sorry this bugged me for some reason)

    plus you are too skinny to fight.. maybe you could just bomb him instead?
    yousef just got PWN3D!!!

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    ya mommas' so old her drivers license is on a stone tablet....



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    yo mommas so old, she was bretts first!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!

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    Damn, I want to, but I'm not really a "yo momma soooooo" joke teller. I just get on people!!!

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    yo momma so old, she was in Qd's graduating class!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!

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    Yo momma so stupid, she thought Ihop was a new dance.

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    i invented the white girl pop.... def not going to even try
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    my milkshake brings all the girls to the yard
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TeeJay
    my milkshake brings all the girls to the yard
    Was that yo momma in that video...you know the one I am talking bout...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
    Was that yo momma in that video...you know the one I am talking bout...
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    You and yo momma are lame

    That is all
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    who dat?
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!

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    that show just screams how goddamn stupid this generation is
    Last edited by bluuuurr; 10-27-2006 at 06:40 PM.

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    your mamma is so fat i knew her for two years and only met half of her
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    why do yall think that show shows how stupid this generation is?
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    why do yall think that show shows how stupid this generation is?
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    Quote Originally Posted by toonz
    why do yall think that show shows how stupid this generation is?
    Wow I couldnt have said it better myself...even though I am a part of the generation in question...
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    your mamm so stupid she put lipstick on her fourhead to make up her mind
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    wadup big dare
    Still here!

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    Quote Originally Posted by toonz
    wadup big dare
    What it is toonz?

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