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  1. 10-19-2006, 09:51 AM #1
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    Default Brett you perv!!!

    A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.

    "Wow!" comments the midget. "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"

    Surprised and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move away. "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?"

    Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!"
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  2. 10-19-2006, 09:53 AM #2
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    nice joke






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  3. 10-19-2006, 09:59 AM #3
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    LOL WTF... i'd be like how are you gnona jump if i'm holding you up hahahah
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    Brett (One of the true OG's, No really... ask anyone)
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    Dunno how that involves brett but thats funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup
    Dunno how that involves brett but thats funny.



    Brett is the midget, you goof ball!
    grand prix.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by babygurl
    Brett is the midget, you goof ball!





































    repost



























    :boobies: :boobies:



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    LMAO Good one +1 for you.
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    hahahahhaha.

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    whats up with all these small people joke ??

    is it cause its october and its halloween month ??
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    *scratches head*

    *leaves*



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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