If you could do one thing illegal, and get away with it, what would it be?

[Dirty Octopus™]

I'd slap Bush in the mouth while he's giving a State of the Union. I'd run right up to the podium, and POW

are you sure its called the State of the Union?

Id... say this thread is wack.
prally cuz i cant think of what ill do.

BRB, The Golden Black Calf of the Eastern Wind