i tend to yell the following while driving:
''please don't be a cop"
"this is going to suck"
"BRAKES!"
"i hate white people"
Phrases uttered most while driving...
i tend to yell the following while driving:
''please don't be a cop"
"this is going to suck"
"BRAKES!"
"i hate white people"
Val RIP
Originally Posted by Halfwit
"motherfucker"
"what the hail"
"get the fuck outta the way"
"move bitch"
and tons more
twoONEoh
" aw fuck "
" is that my clutch i smell"
" damn she is hott "
" fuck you asshole (with the finger) "
those are a couple i use often
240atlanta.com
"Motha-FuKA!!!!"
"Move Bitch!"
"I WILL HIT YOU!"
"Look at me, I hope u look at me."
"Whatever Bitch"
"FUCK YOU!"
"U better not get over"
"This motha-FuKA got over....BITCH!"
"I am not slowing down"
"Fuck this shit (traffic)"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggg gggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!(traffic on 85N)
BeFF <beef>
GECKOSQUAD
"learn how to fucking drive"
"who in the hell taught you how to park? the lines are there for a reason so stay in between them"
"use your fucking turn signal jackass"
"what the hell do you think you are doing"
"what the fuck are you looking at bitch"
"you dumb son of a bitch"
"get off my ass"
twoONEoh
Ahh..yeah turn signals....
"Nice turn sig, dick!"
"Oh were u tryin to get over? YOU COULDA FUCKIN LET ME KNOW!!!"
"Oh so you wanna ride my ass huh? ~takes foot off of gas~"
BeFF <beef>
GECKOSQUAD
[My reaction to the jackass kid going in reverse down hawkins store road the other day towards me]
WTF do you think you are doing?!
all i ever use is the strongest BITCH i can find....
i mean it like comes from the diaphram its so strong. and if my windows are up, it fogs up the windows the BITCH is so strong....
BRB, The Delinquent Habit
ahh...More..
"WHAT THE FUCK DO U THINK U ARE DOING?"
"I am gonna kill somebody."
"BITCH DONT MAKE ME GET OUT!!!"
"Oh you didnt think I was gonna get out?"
"GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD!"
"Did you buy ur license at Kmart?"
"Fucking illegals!" (yeah I said it!)
BeFF <beef>
GECKOSQUAD
aint dat some ish
whats takin u so long to turn
MOVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
what u lookin at
*middle finger*
*stare down*
*cut off*
*e-brake ANYONE following me 2cars or less if no one else is behind me*
"What in the fuck?"
"Don't turn it over!"
"What is this asswipe doing?"
"Move you old fart!"
"I know that hyundai has more power than that..."
"Oh hell naw!"
lemme guess... all of these were used on your way to work this morning....
fucking puerto ricans...
BRB, Sopa De Pollo con un refresco a la izquierda
"O- Boy!"
"Move Mother Fucker"
"Could You Go Any Slower If You Tried"
"Brakes"
"Dude!!!"
"O-Boy"
Leisa and Val May You Rest In Peace!
362 WHP
401 WTQ NO NITROUS
Hush now boy!lemme guess... all of these were used on your way to work this morning....
fucking puerto ricans...
BRB, Sopa De Pollo con un refresco a la izquierda
Hmm I think I have contributed too much..I think I may have road rage..Hmmmm...NAH!!!!
BeFF <beef>
GECKOSQUAD
"you fucking cumfritter"
twoONEoh
look nikka...It is not my fault that others cant drive...Actually funny thing abotu it is that I have hella patience in life period, but I cannot stand being late....And yes I agree with u..what I always tell my roommate is, we are in a rush for nothing....
BeFF <beef>
GECKOSQUAD
how true young grass hopper how true
" DAMN AZN WOMEN!"
"Why do they have to be so hott?"
"Damn! that's alot of smoke!"
"PISSSSH!"
"keep scooting up on my ass. the light will turn green if you get close enough"
GO FASTER GO FASTER THE FUCK!!!!
x3 i hate when pple stay on my bumper like that..u know what i do, i wait there for like 5secs to piss them off
Hmm..Funny thing is that the lady that I bashed her windows in "tapped" my car with hers...I went crazy psycho(bad day)....The guy I slapped with his cellphone on Wednesday, parked at the light b/c he was busy texting....I got out and slapped him with his phone...He parked cuz I honked the horn....Hmmm...I am kinda crazy huh???
BeFF <beef>
GECKOSQUAD
*MAKES A HAND MOTION FOR ***HANG UP THE FUCKING PHONE*** * and honk
"Ahhhh, shit!"
"Get off your fuckin phone and drive you ignorant asshole!"
"FUCK!!!!"
"Brake Check"
"YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!"
"GAS ON THE RIGHT, BRAKE ON THE LEFT"
:boobies: &= :idb:
good god ur violentHmm..Funny thing is that the lady that I bashed her windows in "tapped" my car with hers...I went crazy psycho(bad day)....The guy I slapped with his cellphone on Wednesday, parked at the light b/c he was busy texting....I got out and slapped him with his phone...He parked cuz I honked the horn....Hmmm...I am kinda crazy huh???
"how bout u get out my way bitch"
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
Fuck you you dumb sum bitch!
Get off my ass *taps brakes*
What the fuck are you doing?
You better not jump in front of me!
Didn't you see me coming?
Why the hell did you just get in front of me doing 55 when I'm doing 80!
It's a yield not a stop sign!
Damn you are stupid as fuck!
I ought to beat the fuck out of you!
Awww you suck!
Learn to drive you asshole!
You shouldn't be driving!
I guess you don't know how to use a turn signal huh?!
I should have let you hit me and sue your ass for everything you ain't worth!
THAT'S MY JAM!
"Get out of the left lane!"
"Hang up your phone and drive, @sshat!"
"Nice turn signal, idiot."
"SUV's are f*cking gay. I hope they roll it."
Oh yea, don't forget the, "DO I HAVE A SIGN ON MY CAR THAT SAYS PULL OUT IN FRONT OF ME, DRIVE 20 FEET AND TURN?!"
:boobies: &
"learn to drive"
"fuckin soccer MOMS"
"move that piece of shit"
Last but not least
"Why wont that pink prelude move out of the way"
Screaming can only get ya so far...Actions...actions get u thrown in jail...(btw-I know it is stupid, but I really cant control my anger when I am pissed)good god ur violent
BeFF <beef>
GECKOSQUAD
*scratches chin* hrmmm
Yeah anger blinds me..Like no joke...I have been known to get into fights and not remember them just cuz I am so caught up in my anger...Then I feel horrible after...
But yeah-
"U see this cup? It's about to be in ur windshield!!"
"Oooo...Ur finger really scares me! ~fake shiver~"
"Not fast enough? Bitch I am doing 90...Go around!!!"
BeFF <beef>
GECKOSQUAD
Bitch, you got in front of me to go slow WTF
*rolls up window* No i dont want to talk to you
HELLO The freaking speed limit is 45mph!!
ok I gotta pee get out of my way (cause I dont pee in public bathrooms)
Hey get your finger outta my... hahaha
ah fuck traffic
+1 i e-brake pple all the time who try this same BSYeah anger blinds me..Like no joke...I have been known to get into fights and not remember them just cuz I am so caught up in my anger...Then I feel horrible after...
But yeah-
"U see this cup? It's about to be in ur windshield!!"
"Oooo...Ur finger really scares me! ~fake shiver~"
"Not fast enough? Bitch I am doing 90...Go around!!!"
sorry about that i didnt know it caused disruption
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SLOWLYbtngU again.
i dnt even remember the last time i gave u reps..o well
ya know those people that tap their breaks like every 5 secs? when I get stuck behind someone like that I think,
"Is that Micheal flatley in front of me?" (the riverdance guy)
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