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Thread: I was looking at the crack of my ass this morning.

  1. 10-07-2006, 01:34 PM #1
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    Default I was looking at the crack of my ass this morning.

    Because the entire week my tail bone has been hurting when i go to sit down. Afew people siad i might have pulled a muscle. A few others said i might have bruised it. I did jsut move this weeked and i do get in and outta cars all day long at work. So yea i could have easly pulled a muscle. Bruised, i geuss it could have happend from Brandi smacking my ass. So this morning before i got in the shower to see it it could be bruised. If its Bruised then it wold be black and blue, right? Thats what i asome anyway. But i was looking at it, spreading my cheeks apart. I see a little bit of red so i get a little closer to the mirror. There is a bump in the middle of this redness. Well damn what do you know, i got bite my a damn bug. Geussing either a fire ant or a spider. I swear if its a spider bite im going on a spider killing rampage! Fucking spiders always sending me to the ER.
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  2. 10-07-2006, 01:44 PM #2
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  3. 10-07-2006, 01:52 PM #3
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    it could be what they call a risen or an ingrown hair on your ass, either way good luck with it
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  4. 10-07-2006, 04:22 PM #4
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    you disgusting dumb son of a bitch !
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  5. 10-07-2006, 05:03 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by RISKYB
    it could be what they call a risen or an ingrown hair on your ass, either way good luck with it

    hmmm, maybe ill have someone take a closer look at it. If it is an ingrown hair, they can grab soem tweezers and pop that shit for me. Oh and its in the crack of my ass not on it.
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  6. 10-08-2006, 12:32 AM #6
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    Sounds like SARS to me
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  7. 10-08-2006, 12:56 PM #7
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    thats how brown recluse bites start.

    then they look like this
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    Quote Originally Posted by redlinenprelude
    thats how brown recluse bites start.

    then they look like this

    yea i have been bitten by one b4. Not fun at all. But the drugs wer great
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    finally popped that shit. Daaaaamn, so much pus and blood came out it was enough to fill 4 shot glasses.
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    Brown recluse had to have bitten you ... i would be checking my bedroom if i was you
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    Quote Originally Posted by B18c-rex
    Brown recluse had to have bitten you ... i would be checking my bedroom if i was you
    it seems fine now. Does not hurt to sit anymore. Its been a week, so if it was a brown recluse it would be worse. But i will be checking out my bedroom.
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