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  1. 10-02-2006, 03:17 PM #1
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    Default baby's daddy (joke maybe repost)

    Sorry, this was too funny to pass up sharing with you all...

    A guy goes into the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and she says hello.

    He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from.

    So he says,"Do you know me?" To which she replies," I think you are the father of one of my kids."



    Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says," My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while

    your partner whipped my butt with wet celery ???"



    She looks into his eyes and calmly says, " No I'm your son's math teacher."
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  2. 10-02-2006, 03:19 PM #2
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    hahahaha
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  4. 10-02-2006, 03:37 PM #4
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    good stuff...
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    LMAO..hahaha
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  6. 10-02-2006, 04:57 PM #6
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    lolol
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  7. 10-02-2006, 04:59 PM #7
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    LIRL!!!
    Here, hold my beer!
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  8. 10-02-2006, 05:03 PM #8
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    It is. Later, QD.
    FOR MORE INFO, CLICK THE PIC!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    It is. Later, QD.
    x2. Later, SteveO.
    NY STAY HIGH !!!
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    lol yeah it is, but it's still funny.

    And unlike brett, you didn't repost it TWO FUCKING DAYS LATER.

    heh heh
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    LOLOL +1
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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveO
    x2. Later, SteveO.
    x3. Later, PhatBoiSlim



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Mine's the red one.
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  14. 10-03-2006, 10:55 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by hemi
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  15. 10-03-2006, 11:01 AM #15
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    cute

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™
    cute

    BRB, Orangeade
    who says cute



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    who says cute
    me nigga.
    i have a big vocabulary so i use as much of it as possible. i dont limit myself.
    cute is in my vocab and it applied to this tale so.... i used it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™
    me nigga.
    i have a big vocabulary so i use as much of it as possible. i dont limit myself.
    cute is in my vocab and it applied to this tale so.... i used it

    BRB, Phosphate
    such faggatory statements will not be tolerated in my prescence



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    such faggatory statements will not be tolerated in my prescence
    shut yo' shit BBB

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