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    I think I'm going to jail tomorrow. Maybe I wont, but punk ass America wants me to have GA plates on my car if I live and drive in GA. Whatever to that. I mean, I plan to get plates, but right now I don't have any plates. And when I go to court tomorrow, they want me to have proof that I have state tags. "I'm sorry your honor, but all I have is an ass that you can kiss!"

    I'm hoping for a fine, but something tells me that these bastards are gonna detain me. For what I dont know, it's not like I have anyone to call...except maybe for Joselyn. Maybe I'll call her. But she isn't gonna bail me out.

    I have my car registered, I have a DL, and I have Ins. WHY IN THE MUTHAFORNICATION IS APD FUCKIN WITH ME?? Why why why why?

    :Rants Done:

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    ...take a deep breathe dude











    did you do it?




    good...









    ...now help me kill whitey
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    why dont you go get a tag?

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    Damn that sucks for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theskinnyone
    ...take a deep breathe dude











    did you do it?




    good...









    ...now help me kill whitey

    I'm SOOOO ready.
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    Have fun in rights street bro..

    YEA...IM AN ASSHOLE

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    Quote Originally Posted by HvyArms
    WHY IN THE MUTHAFORNICATION IS APD FUCKIN WITH ME?? Why why why why?
    because you're black...and a Muslim


    so you're fucked twice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by uproot
    why dont you go get a tag?

    My car was imported, I have legal Swedish plates. But because they say, what they say, I get a lot of dumbass attention. I expected it, but not to this extent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dereksi
    Have fun in rights street bro..
    It's Rice street, and I should bea......hmmmmm Thanks guy
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    Quote Originally Posted by HvyArms
    It's Rice street, and I should bea......hmmmmm Thanks guy
    Lol yea never been there only heard of it. I enjoyed cobb county jail's hospitality for 9 months,sucked.

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    Don't Drop The Soap

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    Guantanmo (sp?) FTW!
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    Quote Originally Posted by theskinnyone
    because you're black...and a Muslim


    so you're fucked twice!


    I guess so. I'm gonna be the next Nichels, I can see it happening already. :sigh:
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    Quote Originally Posted by HvyArms
    I guess so. I'm gonna be the next Nichels, I can see it happening already. :sigh:
    it's been nice knowing you bro....

    ...God Speed and Asalamwalikum
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    Quote Originally Posted by theskinnyone
    Guantanmo (sp?) FTW!
    lol, so if I do go to Guantanamo I'll be the 11th person to actually be charged with a crime, out of the 400+ people that are there for no freakin reason.
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    Oh snap! Now that you said you have Swedish tags... I so remember seeing you on the highway last week! I can't remember where we were going though. We talked about your car as we drove by.... it looks niiiiiiice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HvyArms
    out of the 400+ people that are there for no freakin reason.
    it's because they're brown and have beards...


    ...did you not know that is crime?
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    Chill out dude, or you gonna be there in Jail for a whileeeee

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    Quote Originally Posted by theskinnyone
    it's been nice knowing you bro....

    ...God Speed and Asalamwalikum


    :sigh: just when I was looking forward to Eid.

    wa'alaikum salaam
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    Quote Originally Posted by HvyArms


    :sigh: just when I was looking forward to Eid.

    wa'alaikum salaam
    that is fine...you can still FedEx my Eid present!!!!
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    you're not going to go to jail for a tag.
    unless you're on probation of sorts.

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    seriously...why not just go get a tag...its not hard. if you ask me you did this to yourself. i live in ga and drive in ga and i have a tag on both of my vehicles..its the law. this has nothing to do with ebing black or muslim or whatever the hell else ppl wanna claim they are....it has to do with following the law. put a tag on your car and 100% guarantee that you will never be pulled over for not having tags again....its true just ask the other 12,200 members of this forum

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    Quote Originally Posted by japan4racing
    this has nothing to do with ebing black or muslim or whatever the hell else ppl wanna claim they are....
    wow, they were just joking about that
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    Quote Originally Posted by japan4racing
    seriously...why not just go get a tag...its not hard. if you ask me you did this to yourself. i live in ga and drive in ga and i have a tag on both of my vehicles..its the law. this has nothing to do with ebing black or muslim or whatever the hell else ppl wanna claim they are....it has to do with following the law. put a tag on your car and 100% guarantee that you will never be pulled over for not having tags again....its true just ask the other 12,200 members of this forum
    I scence a little hostility in that post lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by japan4racing
    this has nothing to do with ebing black or muslim
    YES IT DOES!!!!!






































    ...but really he does have a point...just a get a tag and get it over with...
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    They threatened to arrest me when I didn't reigster my last car in GA. It was being Lemon Law-ed and I had no access to the car at all but still had an insurance policy on it because I had to have insurance somehow. I guess they match insuance records with registered cars and got more than a little mad at me and started sending all kinds of threatening letters. It took a few calls and letters of my own to get them to chill until I got a new car.

    They were not nice at all to deal with.
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    thats all i was trying to say..get a tag...problem solved. its really simple..and here is the kicker...buy it before your birthday and it only costs $20!!!! for $20 you can be po po free

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    hahahah lol why dont you just go get plates, unless you really wonna go to jail

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    Quote Originally Posted by VTEC®
    unless you really wonna go to jail
    who doesn't?


    i mean free room and board, free food, workout facilities, and lots of company and if you want companionship....


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    Quote Originally Posted by theskinnyone
    who doesn't?


    i mean free room and board, free food, workout facilities, and lots of company and if you want companionship....




    LMFAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by theskinnyone
    who doesn't?


    i mean free room and board, free food, workout facilities, and lots of company and if you want companionship....



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    Quote Originally Posted by HvyArms
    My car was imported, I have legal Swedish plates. But because they say, what they say, I get a lot of dumbass attention. I expected it, but not to this extent.

    so why didnt you just post pone the court date, that way you could get the plates?
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    Wow, I randomly did a search for my name...Hmm...Call Joselyn?? Boo, u have yet to "call me back." Hope everything comes out ok...

    In other news are u getting a customized tag?

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    Im gonna get the freakin tags, alfreakinright? freakin geez
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    Quote Originally Posted by HvyArms
    Im gonna get the freakin tags, alfreakinright? freakin geez

    U should ask for CIA 911

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    Quote Originally Posted by JennB
    Oh snap! Now that you said you have Swedish tags... I so remember seeing you on the highway last week! I can't remember where we were going though. We talked about your car as we drove by.... it looks niiiiiiice.
    Yeah that Mini is hot. I drove across 3 lanes to get a good look at you two.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HvyArms
    Im gonna get the freakin tags, alfreakinright? freakin geez
    wimp. LOL

    YEA...IM AN ASSHOLE

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    U should ask for CIA 911
    LOL, the funny thing is that I AM!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HvyArms
    LOL, the funny thing is that I AM!!
    Then there u go...Problem solved.

    Now call NIKKA!!!

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