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  1. 09-18-2006, 08:25 PM #1
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    Unhappy I'm Hungry ..reasoning and popsicle riddles...

    Alright so many of you guys know that my dad is a bird fanatic and we've had peacocks and now we have quails and chickens on our property...

    well my dad killed and cooked a couple of the chickens... i'm one of those people that if you kill something infront of me or know of what animal was killed I WILL NOT EAT IT... if we buy the meat from the store its ok though.

    well we have that, rice, squash, and bread for dinner... skippin dinner cuz of the chicken and i despise most vegitables.. i skipped dinner last night too cuz after NOPI i came home and passed out.. i had breakfast though and 4 pop sicles and a gogurt during the day so technically no lunch either.. and its STORMING like no tomorrow outside..

    grrr i guess i'll go buy something when the weather settles down or go attempt to cook something...

    here are some popsicle riddles cuz i'm bored..

    • "how do small people travel"
    ..............in a MINI-van
    • "What has two banks but no money?" (had two of the same riddle)
    ...................... a river
    • "Why was the turtle shy?"
    ......he wouldn't come out of his shell
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    wow they havent got any better over the yrs...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
    wow they havent got any better over the yrs...
    yea i know right damn popsicle people and there old jokes.. i guess they assume that once the child gets older they wont eat em anymore and so it'll be "new" to the next generation.
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    my mom is making me some ramen noodles since i refused to eat dinner...
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    Well it seems to have worked so far cas when I used to have nieses and a nephew they got a very big kick out of them...
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    Quote Originally Posted by LiL PaKi
    my mom is making me some ramen noodles since i refused to eat dinner...
    Do you not know how to cook ramen?!?!?!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
    Well it seems to have worked so far cas when I used to have nieses and a nephew they got a very big kick out of them...
    What happend to them?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
    wow they havent got any better over the yrs...
    Yeah, it's like Brett works at the popsicle stick factory LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by NSCredondo
    What happend to them?????
    I feed them to my pet alligator in my backyard...he was hungry and had not had red meat in a while...




















    I got a divorce and they were on my ex's side of the family...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
    Do you not know how to cook ramen?!?!?!?

    i offered but mom said she'll make it so i was like cool.
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    come over Aisha with some im hungry ..
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    i just had some fuckin huge ass king crab legs ftmfw... seriously they were REALLY good
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    i got a riddle for you


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    Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.
    The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster go get them an ice cream cone.

    Having purchased two cones, Mr Lobster made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream. By the time he had finished the ice cream, he realized that his girlfriend's had started to melt all down his claw, so he licked it up and ended up eating it too.

    When he arrived back at the beach Ms Lobster exclaimed "Where's my ice cream cone?

    "Well", he said. "I decided to eat mine, then yours melted so I ate that too."

    She was incensed and cried "You shellfish bastard!!" lol
































    ....i then ate them both
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    How much do you want for one of them Quails?
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    i have a riddle :

    whats brown and small and weighs 100 lbs ??
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    LilPaki?
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    rep for you ..
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    ok heres another one ..

    you turn the box 3 times around ..
    shows a letter each time around ..

    what is it ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSnail
    How much do you want for one of them Quails?
    2 for $5... or $3ea.
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    Damn Sis you missed out that chicken was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by umairejaz
    i just had some fuckin huge ass king crab legs ftmfw... seriously they were REALLY good
    u didnt save me any... you "shellfish" bastard!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LiL PaKi
    2 for $5... or $3ea.

    Wow, I was expecting like $20-50. I want one to keep around the house.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Annihilation
    Damn Sis you missed out that chicken was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD !!!

    shut up haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSnail
    Wow, I was expecting like $20-50. I want one to keep around the house.
    they are lil right now.. check out the thread but they are about 5 times bigger than the pics now...
    FS: Baby Quails... I'm serious...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Annihilation
    Damn Sis you missed out that chicken was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LiL PaKi
    u didnt save me any... you "shellfish" bastard!!!

    uhmm... next time
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    Quote Originally Posted by LiL PaKi
    my mom is making me some ramen noodles since i refused to eat dinner...
    well the next time your dad whacks a chicken and cooks it, i'll take your place at the dinner table!


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    damn.....that opening statement can easily be misinterpreted......


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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah
    well the next time your dad whacks a chicken and cooks it, i'll take your place at the dinner table!
    If someone happens to wack you, and you cant make it to the dinner table I will sit there in your sted..
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    lol! fasho!


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSnail
    Wow, I was expecting like $20-50. I want one to keep around the house.
    i was thinkin the same til i found out they can fly away..... i say u get fishing line and tie it to their feet then give them a good maybe 100 feet of flyspace... ya know... and then bust out the 22 with supersonic rounds
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaИdomGuy
    i was thinkin the same til i found out they can fly away..... i say u get fishing line and tie it to their feet then give them a good maybe 100 feet of flyspace... ya know... and then bust out the 22 with supersonic rounds


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    You passed up fresh chicken? There is nothing better than chicken that was alive 1 hr ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LiL PaKi
    diaf!
    i tried, but since im a part of the 'pete camp' im unable too..what else ya got



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    Quote Originally Posted by LiL PaKi
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