Yeah, so I had a LOT of Taco Bell for lunch today. Now everyone in the office is paying for it.

Co-Worker: "D*mn, WTF is that smell? Nate was that you?"
Me: "Nah man, I'm good. I smell that nasty gas too though."
Co-Woker: "Yeah, couldn't be you, it doesn't smell asian."

Since when does gas have race? LOL, if only the poor b*stard knew.

Burrito Bombs FTW