You can Live in New York City where...

1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.

i usually say bayside/flushing ..

2. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.

wtf is there to do in Wisconsin anyway ??

3.You think Central Park is "nature,"

nope ..

4. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.

nope again but my uncles know about 6 language the oldest one knows 4 ..

5. You've worn out a car horn.

yea in the street us NYr are assholes but i dont think its possible .. is it ??


6. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.

this is true but i dont mind girls staring at me ..