I live my life a quarter-pounder at a time. For those 500 calories or more, I'm free.

I need FRIESSSS! Two of them. The big ones. Oh, and I need them by tonight.

You're lucky the double shot of BBQ sauce didnt blow a seam on your nugget box.

There she is, 2 pounds of pure beef. My dad ate it in 9.0 seconds flat.

Check it out, its like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But if I win, I take the burger and the toy. To some people, thats more important.