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    Default what goes on in other car forums

    Bentley Forums
    - - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

    Camaro/Firebird Forums
    - - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

    Mustang (Chevelle) forums
    - - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

    Monte Carlo forums
    - - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

    Civic forums
    - - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

    VW Bug forum
    - - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

    Yugo Forum
    - - - When's the last time yours ran?

    Lamborghini forum
    - - - Wind noise around 210MPH

    Miata forums
    - - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

    Chevy Tahoe forum
    - - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

    Pontiac Fiero forum
    - - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

    BMW 7-series forum
    - - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

    Cadillac forum
    - - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

    Chevy Suburban Forum
    - - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

    Buick Forum
    - - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

    Delorean forum
    - - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

    Crown Victoria forum
    - - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

    Honda Accord forum
    - - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

    Toyota Echo forum
    - - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

    Ferrari forums
    - - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

    Porsche forums
    - - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

    Saturn forums
    - - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

    Jaguar forum
    - - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

    Mercedes forum
    - - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

    Mini forum
    - - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

    Dodge Viper forum
    - - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

    McLaren F1 forum
    - - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

    Dodge Minivan forum
    - - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

    Hummer forum
    - - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

    Fiat forum
    - - -Hello? Am I the only member?

    Subaru WRX forum
    - - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

    Chevy pickup forum
    - - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

    SRT Forums
    "Will this void my warranty"

    RX7 Forums
    - - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

    DSM Forums
    - - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

    Supra Forums
    - - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

    Vette Forums
    - - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

    Ford 2.3 forums
    - - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

    Lexus forums
    - - - Remember that car company that made the Legend? What happened to them?

    New GTO forum
    - - -How to register your car as a Cavalier to save on insurance.

    Honda Accord forum
    - - -When I threw my girl out the window, my car went faster and I beat the Mustang.

    Street Rod forum
    - - -My Lake pipes irritate my prostate, will triple chrome plating help?

    03 Cobra forum
    - - -I am in complete and total shock, my supercharged car makes more power than naturally aspirated V8's!!!!!!!!!

    Geo Metro forum
    - - -Punk kids keep picking up my car and hiding it.

    Cadillac Escalade forum
    - - -Is there anyway to get a 30's under this thing?

    VW Bus forum
    - - -If I run out of gas, can I get this thing to run on bong water?

    Aztek forum
    - - -I had my car detailed, and the guy gave me a 50% discount for no reason.

    Expedition forum
    - - -I parked in my garage and now I can't open the doors to my truck, can someone rescue me?

    Lowrider forum
    - - -Is scraping illegal? If not, how can I make more sparks fly out the rear?

    Dodge Ram forum
    - - -Am I the only one without "rams head" taillight covers?

    Pontiac GTP forum
    - - -Saw a sweet black GTP with mad bling yellow calipers and Pontiac script, is he a member here?

    Volvo forum
    - - -My husband still wears his sweater tied around his neck at soccer games, is this wrong?

    Civic forums
    - - -Just added some more decals (5hp gain)
    - - -whose tailpipe is bigger (post pics)
    - - -A want some Altezza'a
    - - -Car actually took off today. Thanks to my new wing.
    - - -I added some decals to the wing (another 5hp gain)

    Chevy Trucks forum
    - - -It aint going into fifth! What in tarnations is wrong? Hell, I aint got all daY! Com'on niow ya'll shoot me a holler. Gotta git those darn cows rounded up

    Pontiac Fiero forum
    - - -forums down due to server fire

    Fiat forum:
    (first ever post)
    - - -Hello? Am I the only member?
    (Last ever post)
    - - -Hello? Am I still the only member?

    Renault Forum:
    - - -Does anyone know how to troubleshoot a Dauphine automatic that won't shift?
    - - -how do I make this round lightbulb fit into the square bulb socket on my 4CV?
    - - -My Caravelle broke in half from rust...how do I fix it?

    Ford forum:
    - - -Anybody know where I can find a good mechanic?

    Honda Integra Type R forum
    - - -i dont think my tailpipe is loud enough, only half of my neighbourhood wakes up when i drive at night, what should i do??

    VW New Beetle forum
    - - -Help! where is the engine?!!

    Honda Insight forum
    - - -Where's the plug on this car??

    Integrale forum
    - - -Some punk kid tried in a Saxo tried to race me, but then my electrics failed.

    Evo forum:
    - - -When will the car let me drive for a change??


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    eh? Some are funny...........but still, typical shiets.

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    lol, nice

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    very funny, but true >.>

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    Yeah some are funny. Glad it ended. Got tired of reading it
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.

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    The WRX forum one doesnt make sense at all...........

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    you witty bastard

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    3000GT Form
    - - - I just fixed my car but I'm afraid to launch it. I don't want to break anything.
    - - - Hi, I'm new what can I do to reduce my car's weight?
    - - - Why are Supra's so much more expensive?
    - - - Damn I wish Vin Diesel would have had a 3KGT instead
    - - - why is everything on this car so damned expensive?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelly
    True. But where's my sig?!! (lol)

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    The WRX forum one should read:


    - Hi, what blow off valve sounds best on my stock WRX.
    - Hi, why does my cold air intake throw a check engine light.
    - How can I make fire come out my muffler

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormhammer
    Saturn forums
    - - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.


    Geo Metro forum
    - - -Punk kids keep picking up my car and hiding it.
    that is all



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Supra Forums
    - - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.


    haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by {X}Echo419
    3000GT Form
    - - - I just fixed my car but I'm afraid to launch it. I don't want to break anything.
    - - - why is everything on this car so damned expensive?
    this is very true.. high maintanance car indeed

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    Quote Originally Posted by xaznstylegrlx
    this is very true.. high maintanance car indeed
    yea, kinda like my women

    I think ya'll might get a kick out of this thread. it's kind of a "You might be a Redneck if..." type of thread

    http://www.3si.org/forum/showthread.php?t=273296&page=1
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelly
    True. But where's my sig?!! (lol)

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    03 Cobra forum
    - - -I am in complete and total shock, my supercharged car makes more power than naturally aspirated V8's!!!!!!!!!

    FTW

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    07 Yaris Forum
    - - - Tired of being slow. Can I fit a 2JZ under the hood?
    - - - Only getting 40MPG, what'd I break?
    - - - Anybody raced a Honda Fit yet?

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    Prius form
    - - - I beat a GT Mustang off the line the other day....
    NO JOKE!
    http://priuschat.com/index.php?showtopic=16201
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelly
    True. But where's my sig?!! (lol)

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    Quote Originally Posted by {X}Echo419
    Prius form
    - - - I beat a GT Mustang off the line the other day....
    NO JOKE!
    http://priuschat.com/index.php?showtopic=16201
    O...M...G...WTF?

    My wife ran hers at the Houston dragstrip. She turned 17.8 seconds at 78? mph. There is a thread about it here. I agree with the full battery technique but there is a problem. When you do that the battery gets quite warm which increases internal resistance and reduces output. Your first run will be the fastest. At some point the battery gets so full that it runs the engine to reduce the SOC. All this makes for a warmer and warmer battery. I think the best strategy is to charge to 8 bars and then shut it down and let it cool for at least an hour.
    Running the engine to reduce SOC? Charge to 8 bars?

    Sounds like a Star Trek episode.

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    ^^^wonder if that thing hits warp speed........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shazam!
    ^^^wonder if that thing hits warp speed........
    I could see a couple riding in a Prius.

    Driver: "Battery charge at maximum output. Engaging cruise control."
    Passenger: "Make it so Number One."



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    +1 (if i can)

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    Porsche 944 forums
    - dude i swear to God my car would go faster if I swapped motors with my lawn mower.
    - my timing belt broke again can we go in on a group buy for belts, waterpumps etc.?
    - i wish i bought a 911.
    - how much will it cost to install an LS1 in this car?
    /////////////// haxing ///////////////

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    lol - I like what you guys keep coming up with


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    Ha funny

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    Evo forum:
    - - -When will the car let me drive for a change??
    More like "Transfer case broke, dealership denied warranty because I use aftermarket gasoline. What do I do now?"

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    SRT4 forums
    - OMFG...somone said i drive a "neon" today..wtf??
    - Steering wheel turns when i touch throttle..why?
    - New owner** Why is car popping when i let off the gas?

    Corvette forums
    - Just got back from the penis extension surgeon
    - HELP! took Targa top off and my wig got run over!
    - New DIY mod- how to collect leaking oil and get it back in the motor!
    - Got a radio from a Sunfire at the junkyard.. same part # for my 'Vette!

    DSM Forums
    - So i walked out to my car thismorning and saw my crank/rods/pistons running down the street
    - Warning! Adding intercooler caused crankwalk!
    - Help! I looked at my car and it started crankwalking!
    - Changed oil - now crankwalking
    - Installed my new APEX-i CWM (crank walk moniter)..and now car is crankwalking!

    Miata forums
    - Who wants to go taste some wine today?
    - Are 20's too big?
    - Hi..new to the board from the Mustang board. How do i put my 302 in the miata?
    - My crankpulley fell off today
    - How do i drift this thing? Wrecked my 240 and bought a miata...

    240 forums
    - Wrecked my stock 240 while tring to drift in front of my house
    - Wrecked my 240 while drifting around the gas station
    - I totaled my 240 .... it was parked!!!
    - Swapped to a SR20.. now i am the KING Drifter!!
    - Put my new Teins on today...now i can out drift everyone!!!!
    - Bought a 240...how do i fix the VETECH??

    Mustang forums
    - My car is faster!!
    - The fastist street car ever..my 03 GT with flowmasters! (pics)
    - Took out my EFI, went to carb's...now im getting 10mpg?? wtf?!?!
    - Fuck f-body's...

    Camaro forums
    - Fuck Mustangs
    - Shopping cart hit car and totaled it!!
    - Raced a Honduh with my V6 Camaro..and beat it!!
    - Tried pulling the single-wide with the car...think i blew the tranny
    - New owner!! Why does the car feel like my 45' yacht ??

    Suburban/Tahoe forums
    - Swerved to miss a squrrell and flipped it!! I think my 4WD is broken
    - My new bachelor car... fully loaded Subruban! (pics)
    - HELP! Drove in ice today, used 4wd but car still slid off road at 90 mph!
    - Where is the place to put my soccerball magnet, Cancer ribbon, tennis ball magnet, honer roll bumperstick, W sticker ??
    - Bought a Tornado from Pep-Boys to improve gas milage....
    - How to install bigger gas tank??

    Explorer/Excustion/Expedition/Escape forums
    - Why do all Ford SUV's start with the letter "E"?
    - Bought a new Excustion Diesel..single and loving it!
    - Whats all this extra room behind the drivers seat for?
    - Drove through mud-puddle...cost $300 for get car detailed, complained to city for dirty roads
    - Why wont my seatbelt light turn off?
    - Windows only go all the way up or all the way down!! HELP!!

    Hummer forums
    - Took my H2 on a dirt road.. dealer says the whole drivetrain needs to be replaced.
    - Best way to fit through drive-through?
    - My best offroading yet!!! Drove across the yard.. (pics)
    - Saw car wannabe hummer today.. it was called a "H1"
    - I think i have a hole in my gas tank...cost me $75 to fill up everyday




    I was bored....
    02' Miata




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    haah this makes my day, keep'em coming

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    " I think i have a hole in my gas tank...cost me $75 to fill up everyday "


    HAHAHAHA.... well at least gas prices are going down...
    Here, hold my beer!

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    Sorry, but I have to bump this up top, too funny.
    Representing VWs.

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