I propose a new term for domestic rice: wheat. They have a lot of rice, we have a lot of wheat; but let's get down to business. Sorry the pics suck, I only had my phone camera:



Already you can see this is gonna be bad.



And it only gets worse.



Fake chrome rims FTL.



Lame antenna FTL. I Know you can't really see it, but it's there, unlike this guy's taste.