Truck Stop

**Brett** · 08-31-2006, 10:33 AM

Trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are two slices of crisp bacon."
"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!
FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!

**Ran** · 08-31-2006, 10:36 AM

Kinda weak but good effort.

**TRINI4LIFE** · 08-31-2006, 10:37 AM

Kinda neat...

**candy2082002** · 08-31-2006, 10:43 AM

ummmmm yeah

**Halfwit** · 08-31-2006, 10:42 AM

too much reading for not enough funnay

**The Golden Child** · 08-31-2006, 10:58 AM

SO WHERES THE OTHER HALF OF THE JOKE BRETT ??

**Sammich** · 08-31-2006, 11:32 AM

LIRL steve0 continues to own brett..wasnt bad..at least it isnt a repost (in my book)

**The Golden Child** · 08-31-2006, 11:35 AM

LOOK AT BRETT JUST SITTING IN HIS THREAD ..

**Brett** · 08-31-2006, 11:37 AM

Steve, wanna see what being banned is like?

**The Golden Child** · 08-31-2006, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by ~Brett~

Steve, wanna see what being banned is like?

PLEASE NO ..

MAKE ME A MOD ..

PLUS IVE BEEN BANNED WHEN I FIRST STARTED ..

**Sammich** · 08-31-2006, 11:40 AM

LIRL..o no steve i kno u aint gona take that son..show him what not being a admin is like

**The Golden Child** · 08-31-2006, 11:41 AM

SUCH HOSTILITY FROM THE OLD MAN .. SHEESH !!!

**Sammich** · 08-31-2006, 11:42 AM

must be the viagra

**The Golden Child** · 08-31-2006, 11:49 AM

AFTER EFFECT MUST SUCK ..

BRETT HOW DOES IF FEEL AFTER THE VIAGRA WEARS OFF ??

DO YOU GET ALL CRANKY AND ANNOYED ??

**Brett** · 08-31-2006, 12:28 PM

Originally Posted by SteveO

AFTER EFFECT MUST SUCK ..

BRETT HOW DOES IF FEEL AFTER THE VIAGRA WEARS OFF ??

DO YOU GET ALL CRANKY AND ANNOYED ??

Ask your mom, she is usally with me when around that time

**The Golden Child** · 08-31-2006, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by ~Brett~

Ask your mom, she is usally with me when around that time

OH SO YOUR CHEATING ON LEISA NOW I SEE ..

**Sammich** · 08-31-2006, 11:54 AM

LIRL

**8bangin302** · 08-31-2006, 11:56 AM

hahahah uhhhh yeahh.

**The Golden Child** · 08-31-2006, 12:11 PM

WAT CHU LAUGHING AT ??

**Sammich** · 08-31-2006, 12:29 PM

OOOO NO THE MOM JOKES ARE APPEARING AGAIN FROM 1954

**Brett** · 08-31-2006, 12:31 PM

1964 get it right bitch

**8bangin302** · 08-31-2006, 12:45 PM

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**The Golden Child** · 08-31-2006, 12:50 PM

Originally Posted by b18tegraabe

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**8bangin302** · 08-31-2006, 12:53 PM

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**thinkfast®** · 08-31-2006, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by ~Brett~

1964 get it right bitch

Brett if I ever see you usin this year (64) in one of your humorless posts again, you will hurt, got it?!? I better not even see you tryin a 6 and a 4 close together at all! ya dig? you rat bastard, '64 was one of the best years for the automobile like ever, probly!

p.S, your joke sucked too, try again! HAHAHA1

p.S.S- I heard you still sittin down to pee, I told you it was only when I come around homey, Leisa tells me you cry to yourself sometimes when your on the toilet

**Sammich** · 08-31-2006, 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by thinkfast®

Brett if I ever see you usin this year (64) in one of your humorless posts again, you will hurt, got it?!? I better not even see you tryin a 6 and a 4 close together at all! ya dig? you rat bastard, '64 was one of the best years for the automobile like ever, probly!

p.S, your joke sucked too, try again! HAHAHA1

p.S.S- I heard you still sittin down to pee, I told you it was only when I come around homey, Leisa tells me you cry to yourself sometimes when your on the toilet

oWn3d

**Sammich** · 08-31-2006, 12:32 PM

o my bad..dang..thought the viagra wore off already LIRL

**Mike Lowrey** · 08-31-2006, 12:40 PM

Originally Posted by ~Brett~

Trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are two slices of crisp bacon."
"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!
FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!

OK. The story was believable up until this part.

**The Golden Child** · 08-31-2006, 12:43 PM

^ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

**The Golden Child** · 08-31-2006, 12:56 PM

**8bangin302** · 08-31-2006, 01:00 PM

oops gotta popo here,lol

**The Golden Child** · 08-31-2006, 01:02 PM

YOU DONT WANT NONE !!!

**8bangin302** · 08-31-2006, 01:03 PM

do i want what.police

**8bangin302** · 08-31-2006, 01:05 PM

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**Sammich** · 08-31-2006, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by b18tegraabe

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seems like u always stressed

**The Golden Child** · 08-31-2006, 01:15 PM

ITS THE SOUND OF THE POLICE ..

**The Golden Child** · 08-31-2006, 03:23 PM

LIRL !!! RICKY PUTTING BRETT ON BLAST .. LIRL !!!

**MongolPup** · 08-31-2006, 03:25 PM

LOL this thread is off the hook

**thinkfast®** · 08-31-2006, 03:26 PM

Brett gettin served son, Im on a rampage today fuk what ya heard

"hop out the '07 Hummer no bodygaurd when the chronic smoke clear all you gonna see is.... ME"

**The Golden Child** · 08-31-2006, 03:28 PM

THE ONLY DRIVE BY BRETTS GUNNA DO IS ORDER A NUMBER 1 FROM MC DONALDS ..

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