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  1. 08-30-2006, 10:07 AM #1
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    Default Funny story about this VW

    LOL So at a Subaru meet and drive this was one of the cars on the cruise...

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    its a fully built jetta, 13:1 compression, and nitrous



    so this cow is standing in the road after a turn (in the middle of nowhere, no one has an reception). the jetta is slowing down and decides to hit the horn to try and get the cow to move. (keep in mind that the nitrous button and horn were temporarily wired together)

    long story short, this is what happens when you use nitrous during braking.









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    wow
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  2. 08-30-2006, 10:12 AM #2
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    bahahahahha....the cow knew what he was doing....

    naws is serious.
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  3. 08-30-2006, 10:13 AM #3
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    hahhhaha classic
    grand prix.....
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  4. 08-30-2006, 10:16 AM #4
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    thats funny but that was fully built
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  6. 08-30-2006, 10:18 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by admin
    thats funny but that was fully built
    yep, intake, nitrous.

    just like nemesis cougar is fully built.
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    And miles to go before I sleep.
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  7. 08-30-2006, 10:19 AM #7
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    Wow...lol
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  9. 08-30-2006, 10:22 AM #9
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    I just quoted what was posted.

    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    yep, intake, nitrous.

    just like nemesis cougar is fully built.

    Yeah I only have intake and nitrous
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis Digital
    I just quoted what was posted.




    Yeah I only have intake and nitrous
    Sway bars?
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  11. 08-30-2006, 10:24 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis Digital
    I just quoted what was posted.




    Yeah I only have intake and nitrous
    lol jorge i am only kidding, u dont have to get mad and make a call out thread, ok?
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  12. 08-30-2006, 10:24 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    lol jorge i am only kidding, u dont have to get mad and make a call out thread, ok?

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    Slightly Used Jetta $7,000
    Modified Engine $2,000
    Nitrous $600

    Honking your horn which is wired to the NOS to move a cow and blowing your engine....

    PRICELESS!
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  14. 08-30-2006, 10:38 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allshow97
    Slightly Used Jetta $7,000
    Modified Engine $2,000
    Nitrous $600

    Honking your horn which is wired to the NOS to move a cow and blowing your engine....

    PRICELESS!
    u not posting anymore would be priceless
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    u not posting anymore would be priceless

    oh wow.....
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  16. 08-30-2006, 10:44 AM #16
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    i think "pwn3d" is in order.
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.
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  17. 08-30-2006, 10:59 AM #17
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    wow... just wow...
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  18. 08-30-2006, 11:03 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    u not posting anymore would be priceless
    Actually me not posting anymore would leave you with no way to entertain yourself with useless retarded posts.

    THAT IS ALL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allshow97
    Actually me not posting anymore would leave you with no way to entertain yourself with useless retarded posts.

    THAT IS ALL.
    i would actually be ecstatic.

    i can entertain myself with a dishrag, withc btw would be more entertaining than 99% of your posts
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    i would actually be ecstatic.

    i can entertain myself with a dishrag, withc btw would be more entertaining than 99% of your posts
    Yeah sorry my posts don't entertain you nor your lil wet willy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allshow97
    Yeah sorry my posts don't entertain you nor your lil wet willy.
    huh?
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    And miles to go before I sleep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    huh?
    Get lost? Need a re-cap? Cliff-Notes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allshow97
    Get lost? Need a re-cap? Cliff-Notes?
    yes please
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    And miles to go before I sleep.
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    In short you said you could entertain yourself with a dishrag and it would be more effective than 99% of my posts.

    Which I in turn assumed you meant :jerkit: was more entertaining than my posts. So I then responded and said sorry that my posts don't entertain you nor your lil wet willy.

    Let me know if I need to slow things down and break up the syllables for ya
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allshow97
    In short you said you could entertain yourself with a dishrag and it would be more effective than 99% of my posts.

    Which I in turn assumed you meant :jerkit: was more entertaining than my posts. So I then responded and said sorry that my posts don't entertain you nor your lil wet willy.

    Let me know if I need to slow things down and break up the syllables for ya
    i actually meant just playing with a dishrag......but i see where your thinking is, would u like to borrow the dishrag? lol
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    And miles to go before I sleep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    i actually meant just playing with a dishrag......but i see where your thinking is, would u like to borrow the dishrag? lol
    No I have a dedicated towel for when the old lady is "Tired" or has a "Headache" and I wanna get married to her because why?
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