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    There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all
    of his money,and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just
    before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take
    all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the
    afterlife with me."
    And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart
    that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
    Well, he died.

    He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting
    there in and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished
    the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket,
    the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her; she came
    over with the box and put it in the casket.

    Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled
    it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to
    put all that money in there with your husband."
    The loyal wife replied," Listen, I'm a Christian; I can't go
    back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in
    that casket with him."
    You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with
    him!!! "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it
    into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can
    spend it."
    grand prix.....

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    lol nice, predictable, but still funny. 7/10

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    Good one....
    GOOOOOOOO SOCA WARRIORS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    dead guy pwned... +1
    Here, hold my beer!

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    funny shit........

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    SMART WIFE


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    Babygurl.... you're doing pretty good with jokes this week. +1
    Everyone dies, not everyone lives...

    "Easy" is an adjective used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.

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    ohh nice one lol

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    Good one
    Have a Nice Day




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    thank you thank you
    grand prix.....

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    REPOS.....nah JK funnay!!!
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    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!

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    lol..

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    i dunno why but that shit made me mad >_<

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