So I checked my email a few hours ago, and noticed that there were two messages from FedEx, and they both said "Shipment notification"... So I go "WTF" and log into FedEx.com under my account, and sure enough, there's two ground packages that have been shipped using my account. I look up the address they were sent from, and they were both sent from City of Industry, CA... I didn't schedule any pickups or anything, so I became suspiscious and looked further into it. One package is a 22lb package being sent to Colorado, one is a 12lb package being sent to GA. Both were sent today, from the same address. So I google the address, and it's Vertex Racing (www.vertexracing.com), the company I bought headlights from yesterday and had overnighted so they got here today. Now the weird thing is that I never gave them my FedEx account number, so I don't know how the fuck they got it. I call FedEx to let them know that the shipments were not approved, and they said that all they could do at that time was hold thie shipment until Monday, at which point I could talk to customer service. I decide that I'll just let them keep going, and I'll call Vertex tomorrow and get it all straightened out.

But after a few beers, I get an idea and call FedEx back.

Both of the packages have been rerouted to my home address.

Moral of the story: Don't try to fuck with me or I will fuck you right back. I can't wait to see what I get.