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  1. 08-17-2006, 01:03 AM #1
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    Default DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

    WhiskeyGirl: DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
    >
    >40-ish.............................................49
    >
    >Adventurous.................Slept with everyone
    >
    >Athletic......................................N o tits
    >
    >Average looking....................Ugly
    >
    >Beautiful...........................Pathologica l liar
    >
    >Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
    >
    >Emotionally Secure......................On medication
    >
    >Feminist......................................... .Fat
    >
    >Free spirit....................................Junkie
    >
    >Friendship first..........................Former slut
    >
    >Fun..........................................Anno ying
    >
    >New-Age..............Body hair in the wrong places
    >
    >Old-fashioned.............................No BJs
    >
    >Open-minded.................................Desperate
    >
    >Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
    >
    >Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
    >
    >Professional....................................B itch
    >
    >Voluptuous...................................Ve ry Fat
    >
    >Large frame.................................Hugely Fat
    >
    >Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker
    >
    >WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
    >
    >1. Yes = No
    >
    >2. No = Yes
    >
    >3. Maybe = No
    >
    >4. We need = I want..
    >
    >5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
    >
    >6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
    >
    >7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
    >
    >8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
    >
    >9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
    >
    >10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
    >about?
    >
    >MEN'S ENGLISH:
    >
    >1. I am hungry = I am hungry
    >
    >2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
    >
    >3. I am tired = I am tired
    >
    >4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
    >
    >5. I love you = Let's have sex now
    >
    >6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
    >
    >7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
    >
    >8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
    >
    >9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
    >
    >10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
    >
    >11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
    > _____
    >
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  2. 08-17-2006, 01:04 AM #2
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  3. 08-17-2006, 01:05 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dominic49
    WhiskeyGirl: DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
    >
    >40-ish.............................................49
    >
    >Adventurous.................Slept with everyone
    >
    >Athletic......................................N o tits
    >
    >Average looking....................Ugly
    >
    >Beautiful...........................Pathologica l liar
    >
    >Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
    >
    >Emotionally Secure......................On medication
    >
    >Feminist......................................... .Fat
    >
    >Free spirit....................................Junkie
    >
    >Friendship first..........................Former slut
    >
    >Fun..........................................Anno ying
    >
    >New-Age..............Body hair in the wrong places
    >
    >Old-fashioned.............................No BJs
    >
    >Open-minded.................................Desperate
    >
    >Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
    >
    >Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
    >
    >Professional....................................B itch
    >
    >Voluptuous...................................Ve ry Fat
    >
    >Large frame.................................Hugely Fat
    >
    >Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker
    >
    >WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
    >
    >1. Yes = No
    >
    >2. No = Yes
    >
    >3. Maybe = No
    >
    >4. We need = I want..
    >
    >5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
    >
    >6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
    >
    >7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
    >
    >8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
    >
    >9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
    >
    >10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
    >about?
    >
    >MEN'S ENGLISH:
    >
    >1. I am hungry = I am hungry
    >
    >2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
    >
    >3. I am tired = I am tired
    >
    >4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
    >
    >5. I love you = Let's have sex now
    >
    >6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
    >
    >7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
    >
    >8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
    >
    >9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
    >
    >10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
    >
    >11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
    > _____
    >



    hahaha
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  4. 08-17-2006, 01:09 AM #4
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    Very true.

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  5. 08-17-2006, 01:18 AM #5
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    ^^^ Indeed lol

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  6. 08-17-2006, 01:34 AM #6
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  7. 08-17-2006, 07:29 AM #7
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    ROFLCOPTER!
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  8. 08-17-2006, 07:54 AM #8
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    true....true..very true.... REPOST.
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  9. 08-17-2006, 09:21 AM #9
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    1st part was pretty funnay
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  10. 08-17-2006, 07:47 PM #10
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    LMFAO!! that's a laugh riot.
    Intelligence or the lack there of is a HELL OF A THING!!
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  11. 08-17-2006, 07:56 PM #11
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    lol at the guy part
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