After doing a little research on the history of gsrguy I found out he actually a pretty tough survivor. Long before his sucess in the Village People he was abandonned and left to die. Crawling the streets with no place to go. CIA photos (top secret and classified, don't tell anyone I posted them) show him begging in Asia somewhere:
After many weeks of begging and bare survival, he found a job fixing minor mechanical problems. Anything he could find to earn a few pennies to buy food for the week. Once again top secret photos show him hard at work:
He actually made a nice living from fixing bikes, leaking pipes, pretty much anything small. After living months without food he declared that he would never go hungry again. So every cent earned from his repair man job was spent on food. As work started to drop in size, gsr grew in size, dramatically grew in size. Bypassing many of natures monsterous animals such as Shamoo the whale and even king kong. He was out of work once more and decided to whore himself out for anything and everything. CIA photos reveal the insanely overweight gsr turned out to be a female!
Since clients kept turning him/her down because of her huge size, she slimmed up with Richard Simmons, sleeping with him as payment for the exercises, then started the popular band, Village People.