Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"



The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."

The husband said, "What did he say about your 60 year old ass?"



"Your name never came up," she replied.