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Devon drove his car.Quote:
Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
But yeah... she was jerkin it after a while and i got fed up cuz it was taking too long, i also think her jaws got tired (just like la morena i told you about), but yeah when i finally started to feel the nut bout to surface i told her to put her head back down. and she took the first Ugh in the mouth but was still jerkin so the remainder of Ughss fell into her hand.
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Originally Posted by Knonimous
Ahh..cool souvenir of some sort..Awesome...
U know that is somebody's sister, daughter, mother, whatever....Wow...Wow...lol....lol
Oh and I didnt call cuz I havent gone on lunch, and I wouldnt have seen it had someone else not pointed it out to me...
nah actually you're somebody's sister, daughter, mother, and etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
i think she was born in a brothel by asexual hoes of the same breed and i dont think she has siblings. iono just a hunch.
HELL, NAH!! THATS SOME CRAZY SHIT. SOMEBODY GONNA READ THIS SHIT AND BE LIKE THAT WAS INDEED MY SISTER AND IM GONNA KILL DAT MUTHAFUKUH WITH THE CAREBARE FETISH.
SO WHERE DID U FIND THIS CHICK?
ok... well.. ima be out in a bit (im gettin off at 2 today)... im takin the best friend to Will's restaurant, call me whenever you get a chance. ill be sure to give you all the details.Quote:
Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
HEY MUTHAFUKER, I WAS TRYING TO GET DETAILS NOW. SPILL IT!!!! NOT LIKE U SPILLED ON HER EITHER. LOL!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Knonimous
NEVER MINE THIS POST, AWAITING PM FROM KNONIMOUS. :D
ill PM you if you seriously wanna know. i dont wanna get some sorta Hoe bust goin on at the spot. you know they gotta make a living too.Quote:
Originally Posted by BTEC
COOL. I CAN LIVE WITH THE PM. :goodjob:Quote:
Originally Posted by Knonimous
yalls is sad!!
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Originally Posted by Knonimous
This is getting funnier by the minute..... :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: first she :jerkit: then you :piss: :piss: then she :yumyum: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
THEN HE :burnout:Quote:
Originally Posted by TRINI4LIFE
Bwahaaaaahahahahahaha...............Quote:
Originally Posted by BTEC
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by BTEC
Cliffnotes:
Me and friend go to strip club
me and friend leave strip club
friend tells me about hoes in neighborhood
me say kewl
he takes me to motel where they be
we dont see anybody at first but then we see her
me and friend picks up hoe
she says she wants to go to Exxon
we ask what you gettin into?
she ask what you want?
i say Well.... dammit i want sum head.
she flashes pussy and shit (that i am not interested in)
she also flashes titties (but the milk has gone bad)
we ask how much for head
she says if we were both gonna get something shell give us discount
but i say only i want head
so instead of charging $10 she charges me the original $15
we go to the back of a Mostly Mexican apartment complex (Mexicans so gangsta)
she gets to work with the condom she requested
i was like okay.... now that shit aint gonna do no good.
she say she dont want dick breath...
i say okay hoe whateva.
she goes with the condom on for about 17mins then says damn!
i say see?! i told yo' dumb ass. now take that shit off
so she takes it off at tosses it out da window
at that time my friend comes back and says the Mexicans starting to look suspicious...
so he drives around for a bit ... about 10 more minutes...
i started to get fed up cuz i aint bussin so i start to think about any and everything thatll prally get me to bust.
she said she wanted to go to the gas station but we went somewhere else.
she got up to look around and i said no no no get back down!
finally with the assistance of my imagination she struck a nerve and i creamed in her right hand and a bit in her mouth
my first grunt was in her mouth and the rest of the nut was spread out in her hand...
we dropped her off about a 1/2 mile away from the gas station she wanted to go to...
It was funny:D
shit not really cliffnotes i guess.. more like whole story :dunno: oh well
HOLY SHIT!! THIS IS THE CRAZIEST THING IVE HEARD IN A WHILE. DUDE I THOUGHT U WAS JOKING ABOUT ACTUALLY PAYING FOR HEAD. I THOUGH U TOOK SOME CHICK OUT AND SHE KUST GAVE U HEAD AND U WAS TRYING TO MAKE IT SOUND LIKE U LET A REAL HOE SMOKE UR POLE. NASTY SHIT BUT FUNNY.
yup... prally first and last time :goodjob:Quote:
Originally Posted by BTEC
but yeah Josh im out! llamame oaky?!?!?!
hell-to-the-fuck NAW!!! dammit man...That shit is funny...good job...It made for a good story....
BLOWJOB BETTY TYPE SHIT RIGHT HUR. LOL!!
Josh? MOthafucka! Joselyn, shit!!!
I THINK HE WAS SAYING JOS FOR SHORT, I DNT KNOW WHERE THE H CAME FROM. BUT CHILL ITE SHOTTY. A, A, A, CHILL ITE SHOTTY.Quote:
Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
daym you should of done the real bang bus deal ..
kick her ass out and split ..
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Originally Posted by BTEC
Nah he was callin me "Josh" we got a bitch friend that calls me that....Uh did I say bitch? :thinking: :rolleyes: :D :goodjob:
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Originally Posted by THAT BOY !!!
Oh Lawdamercy! Dont encourage this...
Losers. :thinking:Quote:
Originally Posted by driver®
OH, WELL MY BAD THEN HANDLE YO SHIT!! U WERE SAYING "MOFUKUH DNT BE CALLING ME JOSH, ITS JOSELYN.....Quote:
Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
THREATENING TO STOMP A MUDHOLE IN SOMEBODYS ASS USUALLY GETS UR POINT ACROSS. IF NOT THEN U CAN TELL THEM ULL WALK THE MUDHOLE DRY AFTER STOMPIN IT. <-Learned the from rednecks
BUT DOES IT MAKE ME A LOSER IF CHICK PAY ME TO BRING THEM PLAESURE? GOOD QUESTION HUH? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ruiner
:wtf: lol...mudholes and shit...wha?!??!? :thinking:Quote:
Originally Posted by BTEC
KINDA LIKE PUNCHIN SOMEBODY IN THE NOSE AND MAKING IT BLEED. THEN KICKING THEIR ASS TIL IT STOPS BLEEDING.Quote:
Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
Smile and nod.... :yes:
I KNEW IT!Quote:
Originally Posted by Knonimous
*adds "Kashim" to list of homo del Sol owners*
No wonder it took you so long to get off, bro... shoulda told her you were gonna call her Stan.
:D just playin!
HELL NAH!!! LOL!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by xPhantomSolx
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Originally Posted by xPhantomSolx
OH SHIT....LOL...That is funny though...lol
It depends on where you go to get top.Quote:
Originally Posted by Knonimous
If you go to the Auburn Ave-Edgewood Ave-Moreland(around I-20), you will pay between $10-15 for a berry. These women will give the ass for about $20. They are your crack whores. They get in your car for as little as $5-10 sometimes. They just want to get enough money for their next fix.
If you go on down Boulevard to Ponce De Leon, turn left and then go down two red lights and turn right, you will get into the "professionl" hooker areas. These are the ones that won't look at you for less than $30. They do this for a living. Most of them aren't even on drugs. They pay rent, buy groceries and live off this money. Some even have regular daytime jobs, also. I guess you can call them the "classy" ones of the "profession." Some have decent homes/condos.
On Metropolitan Ave, if you pick up a trick, they are, more-than-likely, trying to make a little side money after getting off work at the strip joint. SO they charge a pretty penny for their cervixes.
Fulton Industrial Blvd has your "lot-lizards." They have pimps that are nastier than the girl. These girls will also get in your ride for about $10-15. They get the money for a little bit of all of the above. Drugs, money, pimp, and a roof over their head. They stay in the extended stay hotels.
There you have it.
BTW. It's not called head you jackass. It's Georgia Dome. Lolol. Later, QD.
^^^^WOW!!!!
Geez...He gonna hit up all these spots now....
I've learned a lot growing up. Later, QD.Quote:
Originally Posted by driver®
or you can jus hit teh local bar near closing time, look for the drunkest, and tell her you will drive her home..
LIRL!!!!
get the ol spa treatment with a happy ending?
this is too fucking crazy :idb: :lmfao:
HAHAHAHAQuote:
Originally Posted by Stretch®