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    b/c there is no such thing as a all day wet pussy to fuck it with....We can only take the grunting for so long...

    Why do parents get irate about filling out paperwork that specialist need in order to treat their kids?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    b/c there is no such thing as a all day wet pussy to fuck it with....We can only take the grunting for so long...

    Why do parents get irate about filling out paperwork that specialist need in order to treat their kids?
    because thats why they got insurance.

    is Old Spice and Brut one in the same?

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    Yes they both smell like cow shit

    Why do kids eat their booger?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    Yes they both smell like cow shit

    Why do kids eat their booger?
    because their parents said "eat your vegetables!"

    why do fish eat their own shit?

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    b/c it looks like thier food


    Who came up with colors?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    b/c it looks like thier food


    Who came up with colors?
    New Edition.

    whatever happened to New Edition?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    b/c it looks like thier food


    Who came up with colors?
    Rick DiLello and Micheal Schiffer.

    If the earth is surrounded by the van allen belt, with radiation in the 10 - 100mev range, how the hell did astronauts travel to the moon?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HvyArms
    Rick DiLello and Micheal Schiffer.

    If the earth is surrounded by the van allen belt, with radiation in the 10 - 100mev range, how the hell did astronauts travel to the moon?

    Becuz Jesus said "Come unto me"

    Can people read the title of this thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    Becuz Jesus said "Come unto me"

    Can people read the title of this thread?
    No.. its been astronomically proven....

    why are oranges orange? but limes are more like a forest green than a lime green?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knonimous
    No.. its been astronomically proven....

    why are oranges orange? but limes are more like a forest green than a lime green?
    Same reason lemons are piss colored.

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    Becuz Mother Earth said fuck it

    What happened to Vanilla Coke?

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    because like all americans...the farmers are confused


    why, as americans do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
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    Ask me why im looking at you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwurvinIn
    because like all americans...the farmers are confused


    why, as americans do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
    because this is a repost...

    why do people repost?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knonimous
    because this is a repost...

    why do people repost?
    Because they wanna be me?


    Why isn't jessica alba waiting in my bed at home?
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    Cuz she likes real dicks

    What does felt feel like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HvyArms
    Because they wanna be me?


    Why isn't jessica alba waiting in my bed at home?
    B/c she is here in Indianapolis w/ me.

    What would you like me to tell her?
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    Cuz she likes real dicks

    What does felt feel like?
    i love carpet

    why does everybody have a problem with pussy smelling like fish? but Tuna is da sheeiiit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    B/c she is here in Indianapolis w/ me.

    What would you like me to tell her?
    Not to swallow


    Is Tupac still dead?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knonimous
    i love carpet

    why does everybody have a problem with pussy smelling like fish? but Tuna is da sheeiiit!

    B/c the ones that smell like roses have been recently clean on purpose....(they got somting!!!!)

    What is scratch and sniff for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    B/c the ones that smell like roses have been recently clean on purpose....(they got somting!!!!)

    What is scratch and sniff for?
    i think its for people with Cat like fetishes....

    why does Compaq® suck so much boody?

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    b/c its HP now


    Why do guys scratch their nuts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU
    b/c its HP now


    Why do guys scratch their nuts?
    cuz it iitches... but i pinch... it gets rid of the irritation quicker

    why is QD so old?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knonimous
    cuz it iitches... but i pinch... it gets rid of the irritation quicker

    why is QD so old?
    fags age quick


    why arent I getting repped for this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HvyArms
    fags age quick


    why arent I getting repped for this?
    because your answers arent amusing... there's too much logic behind everything... you're probably just too smart and feel the need to share..

    why did Mufasa die?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knonimous
    because your answers arent amusing... there's too much logic behind everything... you're probably just too smart and feel the need to share..

    why did Mufasa die?
    Because Nala knew that she could only be Queen of the jungle if Mufasa died, and Simba took over. So she plotted with Scar, to have him killed.

    Why are fat girls so friendly?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HvyArms
    Because Nala knew that she could only be Queen of the jungle if Mufasa died, and Simba took over. So she plotted with Scar, to have him killed.

    Why are fat girls so friendly?

    Because we make up in personality what skinny bitches lack.... :boobies:

    Why does my roomy come into the room and ask if I am sleeping if u can hear my ass snoring????

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    She wants a favor.

    Why is it such an issue to put it inda butt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seymour222
    She wants a favor.

    Why is it such an issue to put it inda butt?
    cuz its so bloody tight.

    what would you do for a Klondike Bar® ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knonimous
    cuz its so bloody tight.

    what would you do for a Klondike Bar® ?
    Iono, kill you?

    Why do white people do such random shit (Flugtag comes to mind)?
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    so let me get this straight.
    u hate black people...
    so you went to africa?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
    Iono, kill you?

    Why do white people do such random shit (Flugtag comes to mind)?
    because they are a different breed. not of Adam...

    what tha fuck is "flugtag"?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knonimous
    because they are a different breed. not of Adam...

    what tha fuck is "flugtag"?!?
    Flugtag is the scientific term for the prosthetic ballsack your mom has.

    Biologically speaking, why do asian people have "asian eyes"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaИdomGuy
    Flugtag is the scientific term for the prosthetic ballsack your mom has.

    Biologically speaking, why do asian people have "asian eyes"?
    because it is a charactistic derived from the Middle Eastern phrase The Eyes of Asia, a term used in and around the Columbus days. The Eyes of Asia protect all eastern Asians from such dangers as rain sun and all other natural elements.

    why do we call ejaculation nut? when nuts are truly legumes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knonimous
    because they are a different breed. not of Adam...

    what tha fuck is "flugtag"?!?
    Flugtag

    Why do all the kids in South Park act like adults, and the adults act like kids.
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    so let me get this straight.
    u hate black people...
    so you went to africa?
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    Because alot of times adults do act like children.

    Why is it so hard for ppl to accept other instead of making it difficult for others to live?


    Shits real out here. You betta keep a strap and learn somethin'
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    because we can

    why do I have some kid with a Vtech in his spec v sentra talking shit to me?


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    cause he can...

    What is our country going through? HUH?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Motion
    cause he can...

    What is our country going through? HUH?
    a good depression..

    why gas prices so high?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knonimous
    a good depression..

    why gas prices so high?
    Because we are so dependent upon gas that the suppliers can charge whatever they want and we'll pay it.


    If I haven't slept in 19 hours and I have to work at 4pm, should I just stay up and get stuff done or should I attempt a couple hour nap?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miranda
    Because we are so dependent upon gas that the suppliers can charge whatever they want and we'll pay it.


    If I haven't slept in 19 hours and I have to work at 4pm, should I just stay up and get stuff done or should I attempt a couple hour nap?
    Lay down, set your alarm for 5pm, you'll be fine.


    If water has less ingredients than soda and juice, why is it more expensive?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HvyArms
    Lay down, set your alarm for 5pm, you'll be fine.


    If water has less ingredients than soda and juice, why is it more expensive?
    because less is more...

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