Originally Posted by
Stretch®
"I go into 2 player mode in fighting games on my gamecube and put one controller down my pants and beat the shit out of the other guy with the other controller to make the one down my pants vibrate. I always end up cumming all over the thing and I have to clean it. It's a hassle but it's worth it..."
"I love getting on crowded trains and rubbing myself against the ladies. Some of the older ones seem to like it too. Especially when I work my cock between their buttocks and just stand there, swaying with the motion of the train. I never exchange any words, we just enjoy the moment while it lasts. Please don't tell my wife, she wouldn't understand."
"I once ate two biscuits from the food cupboard when my mother told me to only have one."
"I spend a lot of time away from home, but I am embarrassed of crapping in someone else's toilet, so I shit in a bag at night and take it out to their dumpster, or the woods."
"I dont always wipe my bum properly so I can later pick off and flick the 'velcro peanuts'."
"I jerk of over porn on my computer but sometimes forget to get sum toilet paper in so I have to whipe my cum off with a candy wrapper which hurts so once i used my hand and tried to eat it too but it tasted bad."
LOLOL!!! These are blogs off a website, lolol. Later, QD.
Some really weird shit...
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