Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
wow homey, does it burn when you urinate.. ouch

I heard this one cat at the docs office once, his dick shot out fire when he pissed.. the doc said "so you got a burning sensation in your urine?" he cut the doc off like "no muh fucker, fire shoot out my dick.. I cant even pee inside, I'll burn the house down"

gah damn triflin ass ho's
oh god i'm cryin i'm laughin so hard!