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Thread: DEAF MOTHERFUCKER CAN'T DRIVE!

  1. 07-09-2006, 03:24 PM #1
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    Default DEAF MOTHERFUCKER CAN'T DRIVE!

    so we're coming back to the hotel yesterday...we're on the off ramp when DP decides to overcook the bloody corner and spin out into a muddy ditch!!!

    but don't worry we're okay and we got the insurance on the rental...

    case in point on how DP is a hypocrite and i'm a better driver then him


    but also we got another 6 hours back to Atlanta...so DP will try to kill us again...

    if i die....i donate the Prelude to IA...
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    Give it to me so I can salvage the parts.
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    LAME
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    LAME
    chris....i'll cut you with a rusty spoon.....
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    He do any damage to the car? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by theskinnyone
    chris....i'll cut you with a rusty spoon.....
    You two are making threads like you two are having a lovers quarrel.

    And as far as the spoon, you better hope it kills me.
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    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    Yousef dont need a spoon. All needs is a timed bomb strapped to his chest loaded with nails and bolts. Then thats how he would kill you. I mean a brown dude trying to kill you. Ahahhahaha the most he'll do to you is knick you and then runaway
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Brett~
    He do any damage to the car? lol
    ...negative

    atleast none that is visible...lol
    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    You two are making threads like you two are having a lovers quarrel
    don't be hatin'

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    Where are yous guys?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BufordŽ
    Where are yous guys?
    on 75N about 300 miles out...heading back to Atlanta
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    another 4 hours and youll be safe ..
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    ok....donate the lude to me...and i uh.....just donate it to me
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    Quote Originally Posted by theskinnyone
    chris....i'll cut you with a rusty spoon.....
    get some new material you fuckin dune coon
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    damn DP...learn to drive.

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    Damn, so who is really the better driver??? :confused:
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    so since the car is pulling to the right real bad.... that means no damage right? LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by b@d @pple
    get some new material you fuckin dune coon
    +1
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    Quote Originally Posted by theskinnyone
    so we're coming back to the hotel yesterday...we're on the off ramp when DP decides to overcook the bloody corner and spin out into a muddy ditch!!!

    but don't worry we're okay and we got the insurance on the rental...

    case in point on how DP is a hypocrite and i'm a better driver then him


    but also we got another 6 hours back to Atlanta...so DP will try to kill us again...

    if i die....i donate the Prelude to IA...

    Did he have a retarded look on his face while he was spinning?..... just curious.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by richw131
    Did he have a retarded look on his face while he was spinning?..... just curious.....
    i wasn't really looking at his face while we were spinning...more like thanking God on how Honda knows how to make a proper suspension and that i'm not handicapped and think i'm Michael Schumacher of deaf people....
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    ...in light of last nights events (and my dark sense of humor)


    ^BUMP^
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    Quote Originally Posted by theskinnyone
    ...in light of last nights events (and my dark sense of humor)


    ^BUMP^
    You are such an instigator.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
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    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    You are such an instigator.
    who?

    me?



    nnnoooo......


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    Quote Originally Posted by theskinnyone
    who?

    me?



    nnnoooo......


    Well you are a terrorist so they kinda go hand in hand.
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    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    Well you are a terrorist so they kinda go hand in hand.
    ....that's lovely
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    Shit tires... thats all I will say.
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    Posts like these are the reason why we need a goodamn THREAD APPROVAL system here on IA. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deaf Pimp
    Shit tires... thats all I will say.
    ....rrrriiiiggghhhhtttt
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    Quote Originally Posted by theskinnyone
    ....rrrriiiiggghhhhtttt
    If you hadn't been screaming and hollering like a little girl because you wanted to sleep in the same bed as Lea anne, then maybe I would've been ok. So the truth ensues....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deaf Pimp
    you wanted to sleep in the same bed as Lea anne,..
    You mean someone wanted to? Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deaf Pimp
    If you hadn't been screaming and hollering like a little girl because you wanted to sleep in the same bed as Lea anne, then maybe I would've been ok. So the truth ensues....
    BULLSHIT!!!

    YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WENT OUT TO BUY HER SOME ALCOHOL TO GET HER IN THE MOOD!!!!!!
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    Now you guys are just gettting plain sick in here. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theskinnyone
    BULLSHIT!!!

    YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WENT OUT TO BUY HER SOME ALCOHOL TO GET HER IN THE MOOD!!!!!!
    The alcohol was for you, but since you bitched out and cried a river about your Allah thingie... I gave it to Lea Anne.
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    This thread just got real odd.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deaf Pimp
    The alcohol was for you, but since you bitched out and cried a river about your Allah thingie... I gave it to Lea Anne.



    you knew prior to that i didnt drink....

    the truth shall sent you free....(or atleast make you hear better)

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    gross !!!
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    Yeah, all this talk about a man getting another man in the mood. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GsrTurbo320
    HARAMCORE!
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