Bored. LNC crew was supposed to meet up at Waho...but dont feel like driving. Then I just realized I had a cricket right next to me to I got scared and then grabbed Axe and started to spray that mofo until it stop breathing. Now my room smells like Axe and I have this dead cricket lying on my carpet. Maybe I should cook it and see what it taste like. On the other I saw a dog humping another dog in my neighboor's backyard but for some reason when I got up stair the other dog was trying to pull away and it got stuck. So the neighboor came out and sprayed water all over their underside and I was but then I just realized that his dick needed to be shrivled to pull away. And then I got this inspector to come in and now my backyard is sort of eroding or should I say seperating. Bad bad bad. Then I went to Wendy's and I ate their Number 2 Large with their baked potato...that's when it hit me that I could have gone to Waho. But then I wanted to watch TV. And then I'm on IA just typing away and now there's another cricket time to go and spray some more Axe. Ooo and I saw this mosquito with big wings and I threw my shoe at it and SPLAT all over the wall. And then I had to remove it.
Oh then I ate some chinese food for lunch and the fortune cookie fortune said Good friend's give good advise. Me have no idea what that means and now my wrist's hurt.