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  1. 07-01-2006, 02:10 PM #1
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    Default The hail? (racist joke inside)...

    A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St.
    Peter, "I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth.

    Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?"

    St Peter said, "That's a question only God can answer."

    So the zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra
    asked, "God, please - I must know. Am I white with black stripes, or am
    I black with white stripes?"

    God simply replied "You are what you are."

    The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him, "Well, did
    God straighten out your query for you?"

    The zebra looked puzzled. "No sir, God simply said 'You are what you
    are.'"

    St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, "Well then, there you are. You
    are white with black stripes."

    The zebra asked St. Peter, "How do you know that for certain?"

    "Because," said St. Peter, "If you were black with white stripes, God
    would have said, "You is what you is."

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  2. 07-01-2006, 02:17 PM #2
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    bahahahahahahahaha ..
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    I wonder if my Dobermans are black or white?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSnail
    I wonder if my Dobermans are black or white?
    wth dobermans dont have stripes ..
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    hahahhahaha very good
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    There fur is back though, but there skin looks white.
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    lmao!!!!
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    And anyways, Zebras dont eat chicken and I dought there is Watermelon in Africa, so it's a dead give away
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    Or HotFries
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    You know, at my old HS school in Durham NC we had an ebonics class. Quite sad actually.
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    uhmmm right ..
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    Stop arguing with me!
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    Bahahaha
    --RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--

    --Val for President 1979-2007--
    --RIP Val, You will be missed--

    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    BWUAHAHAHAHAAHAH! nice...reps for you QD...wait not nevermind..you deleted my thread, said you put it back up and that was almost 3 days ago..-.-...no reps for you.
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    The joke was good +1, but are there any white people jokes? Not redneck jokes, just normal white people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSnail
    The joke was good +1, but are there any white people jokes? Not redneck jokes, just normal white people.
    I wish there were some but they'd just be jokes about "some white guy playing golf" or "white guys cant dance" "this white guy was trying to play football . . ."
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    so you got a doberman now snail ??
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    Yes. One of them had 9 pups yesterday, if anyone is interested. They are fullbreed with paper work dating to the 1850's They can be for sale in about 10days from now, they just got their tails clipped today, but they cant see yet. $500 a pop if anyone is interested.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSnail
    Yes. One of them had 9 pups yesterday, if anyone is interested. They are fullbreed with paper work dating to the 1850's They can be for sale in about 10days from now, they just got their tails clipped today, but they cant see yet. $500 a pop if anyone is interested.
    my friend back in ny had a doberman ..
    she was cool till she died from cancer ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by nolimitsteveo
    my friend back in ny had a doberman ..
    she was cool till she died from cancer ..

    Yeah, they normally will sun bathe. They like it so much, they will die for it. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSnail
    Yeah, they normally will sun bathe. They like it so much, they will die for it. lol
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    how much did it cost to crop there tails ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by nolimitsteveo
    how much did it cost to crop there tails ??
    $300 for all of them.
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    no because normal white people aren't funny...period
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    daym thats cheap ..
    did you get there ears cropped also ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by nolimitsteveo
    daym thats cheap ..
    did you get there ears cropped also ..

    No, normaly the new owner does that once the dogs get about 2-3months old.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSnail
    No, normaly the new owner does that once the dogs get about 2-3months old.
    so why would you crop there tails ..
    new owners should take care of that ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by nolimitsteveo
    so why would you crop there tails ..
    new owners should take care of that ..

    You want to crop their tail within 5days after birth.
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    LOL

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    oh ic ic ..
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    had to crop my dogs tail because she injured it from slamming on things ..
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