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  1. 07-01-2006, 03:10 AM #1
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    Default Pick-up lines that work!!!

    Scream in her ear that you have a boner, then punch her in the jaw. I always get laid with this one... Wheather she likes it or not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by B.P.U SUBARU
    Scream in her ear that you have a boner, then punch her in the jaw. I always get laid with this one... Wheather she likes it or not
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    That's how you pick up chicks?! Naw, man you'll never get laid like that. Women love voilence, it makes them feel safe.
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    dude, you said it, not me. i dont need violence and caveman tactics to get a woman, but i'll use them to protect one that's cool with me.


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    unga unga


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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormhammer
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    If you say that, then hump her leg, that just might work.
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    lol!


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    Do women like it when you poke 'em with a stick?
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    i heard that they like it when you gt cool with them, then sneak into their house and just take it......nevermind the ass trumpet that told me that worked at bp across from JUSTINS and is now in prison getting POKED with MEATSTICKS. i was too smart to take his advice anyway, it's not my stilo.....


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    That guy's my dad.
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    ahh.....so i guess it's true. turds dont fall far from the asshole.....thank your dad for your existance.. late nites bring in the most interesting people.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah
    ahh.....so i guess it's true. turds dont fall far from the asshole.....thank your dad for your existance.. late nites bring in the most interesting people.
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    I only need one line, and it works everytime....

    "So... you've never been with a girl before?"

    Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xPhantomSolx
    I only need one line, and it works everytime....

    "So... you've never been with a girl before?"
    No, but there's a first time for everything!

    FOR THE RECORD: I am not gay, just young.
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    SO NOT FAIR!!!! lol i WILL not tolerate your affairs with lil j!!! i do believe i'd just cry if you turned her gay!








    just joshin with ya
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    Quote Originally Posted by collins
    SO NOT FAIR!!!! lol i WILL not tolerate your affairs with lil j!!! i do believe i'd just cry if you turned her gay!








    just joshin with ya
    lol well I haven't even been tryin for J... but if you want me to.......

    Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by collins
    SO NOT FAIR!!!! lol i WILL not tolerate your affairs with lil j!!! i do believe i'd just cry if you turned her gay!








    just joshin with ya

    she isnt joking with you tho! and btw I get her weds all to myself Dont wait up!
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    i just do the stare and drive on them...works every time!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by driver®
    i just do the stare and drive on them...works every time!!
    lirl!!! +1
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    Wow, I must have been really fucked up last night to start this thread... I can't believe you people actually responded. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by B.P.U Subaru
    Wow, I must have been really fucked up last night to start this thread... I can't believe you people actually responded. lol
    yeah, you must've been...but the shit was funny as helll!!


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    I blow kisses and I get punched. WTF?!
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    i heard you can't fuck.... then she says who told you that? then I say thats the word on the street and them niggas listen to me. then she invites me inside of her. works everytime
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    Quote Originally Posted by nightracer
    i heard you can't fuck.... then she says who told you that? then I say thats the word on the street and them niggas listen to me. then she invites me inside of her. works everytime
    lol! I read this 5 times and I still don't understand what the hell you said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by B.P.U Subaru
    Scream in her ear that you have a boner, then punch her in the jaw. I always get laid with this one... Wheather she likes it or not.

    hmm...imma try that at the club tonight. i'll post updates when i return
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    I just wait till about 3-4am when they are too drunk to drive, slip something in their last drink and take them back to my house. Then when they wake up, they are laying on a street in my neighborhood confused. Dont realy have to say much, just have to have your ratio of powder right. The fat ones take about a gram to knock out while the skinny ones take around 1/2 a gram.
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    ^^ Yeah, you got that from me though.
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    you have to softly whisper in their ear "I just came in my shorts from staring at your lovely tatas" always gets ya laid
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    say..

    are those space pants youre wearing?? cause your ass is out of this world.

    did it hurt?? girl:"what?" when you fell from heaven.

    do you have a mirror on your pants?? girl:"no, why?" cause i can see myself in them.
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    i'm not going to a club or show any of you guys are at
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    Quote Originally Posted by DnBmama05
    i'm not going to a club or show any of you guys are at
    yeah you will!!!


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    whats usually worked for me,
    hey wanna go makeout?
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    make out?? what is this, 10th grade??
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    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by driver®
    make out?? what is this, 10th grade??

    haha its great.
    they find it hilarious
    and then bam
    spend the night.

    and 10th grade?
    haha maybe a decade ago well hell longer than that i suppose
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    Quote Originally Posted by driver®
    make out?? what is this, 10th grade??
    hahah trust me it actually works very well
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    hey thomas, i think im gonna go use ur advice hte next time we meet up with those chicks lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3kgtdrvr
    hey thomas, i think im gonna go use ur advice hte next time we meet up with those chicks lol
    lol, alright. But I think you would be better off if you melt a chocolate bar and stuff it in your back pocket. Then, when you see her, reach into your pocket and shove a handful of the melted chocolate into your mouth. Then wipe it all over your shirt. She'll be so attracted to you. Especially if you try to kiss her right after.
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