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  1. 06-27-2006, 01:23 AM #1
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    Default repost: racist jokes thread

    lets go...


    what do you call a black scuba diver?

    a sea monkey


    blahhahahaha

    next?
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    what do a apple and a nigger have in common??



    Both look good hanging from a tree
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    ^^ lolol


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    What did pappa smurf say to the black guy?
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    why dont niggers dream anymore??




    Last one who did got shot
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    why dont niggers dream anymore??




    Last one who did got shot
    thats fuckin wrong
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    thats fuckin wrong

    lol, thats why its a joke. hell, im half black
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    Does ANYONE know what pappa smurf said to the black guy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CRAMERIZKING
    Does ANYONE know what pappa smurf said to the black guy?
    Bitch IM the minority?? no i dunno what?
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    no
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    holy fuck hulud!! your sig is awesome
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    So i guess noone knows then?
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    whats green and sits on my porch?






    my nigger, i can paint him what ever color i want
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  14. 06-27-2006, 01:31 AM #14
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    how do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white women.......









    throw them a basketball
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    because i have no fucking clue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    holy fuck hulud!! your sig is awesome
    thanks
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    how do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white women.......









    throw them a basketball
    LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by CRAMERIZKING
    So i guess noone knows then?

    nothing, smurfs are racist too
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    why are negores getting stronger??








    TV's are getting heavier
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    off topic but

    What do you call a bitch with two black eyes??


    nothing you already told her twice
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    ok enough of the black jokes, i have black people in my family tree

















    they're still hangin there
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    ok enough of the black jokes, i have black people in my family tree

















    they're still hangin there


    LMAO
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    theres a dead nigger and a dead dog in the road. Whats the difference??




    The dog has skid marks before it
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    what are three things you cant give a nigger?


























    a black eye, a fat lip and a job
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    dude!!! lol, holy fuck!! a crazy ass black dude came in asking me and my buddy if we were hiring and my buddy goes "no, weve already met our black qouta" LIRL, i bout pissed myself laughing so hard
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    have amy of you heard of ku klux knievel?











    he tried to jump 10 niggers with a steam roller.
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    dude!!! lol, holy fuck!! a crazy ass black dude came in asking me and my buddy if we were hiring and my buddy goes "no, weve already met our black qouta" LIRL, i bout pissed myself laughing so hard
    bwahahahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    have amy of you heard of ku klux knievel?











    he tried to jump 10 niggers with a steam roller.

    lol, blaktopping the road....



    a nigger and a mexican are riding in a car..Whos driving??






    The cop
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    When is the only time you can spit in a Persian womans face?



    When her mustache is on fire!
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    Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?




    You only have to teach them how to take off!
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    damn, we are the only ones posting in here.....everyones going to think were racist or something.....
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    yea im looking for some good ones but i cnat find any
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    how do you starve a nigger??



    put his foodstamps in his workboots
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    damn.... lol


    i was lookin for some white jokes but i couldnt find any
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    hell i pulled all mine outta my head...i got a LOT MORE!!!! lol BRB i gotta find a file that i saved from a certain aim room...
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    Why are there only white emo's? Because the other races aren't stupid enough
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    Why do Japaneese people have such squinty eyes ?

    The flash !
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    How long does it take a black woman to take a shit?











    9 months.
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    What did the black kid get for christmas?






    YOUR BIKE!
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    Why wont a shark eat a black person?




    Cause they think its whale shit.



    Im not racist by any means, I actually had a friend of mine who was black tell me these so yea.
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