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  1. 06-18-2006, 09:03 AM #1
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    Default mystery?(email i got)

    Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
    Let's see now. . . . .

    No Jesus

    No Christmas

    No television

    No cheerleaders

    No baseball

    No football

    No hockey

    No golf

    No tailgate parties

    No Wal-Mart

    No Home Depot

    No pork BBQ

    No hot dogs

    No burgers

    No chocolate chip cookies

    No lobster

    No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks

    No gumbo

    No jambalaya

    No Beer

    Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

    Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.

    Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

    More than one wife.

    You can't shave.

    Your wives can't shave.

    You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
    The women have to wear baggy dresses

    and veils at all times.

    Your bride is picked by someone else.

    She smells just like your donkey.

    But your donkey has a better disposition.

    Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

    I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
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  2. 06-18-2006, 09:53 AM #2
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    funny shit!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuckster
    Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
    Let's see now. . . . .

    No Jesus.... We do he is our Prophet... and don't consider him the Son of God or equivalent to God

    No Christmas... we celebrate Holidays...Eid

    No television... I'm pretty sure they watch it to see what's going on

    No baseball... ?? yea they do, why wouldn't they?

    No football... ?? yea they do, why wouldn't they?

    No hockey... ?? yea they do, why wouldn't they?

    No golf... ?? yea they do, why wouldn't they?

    No tailgate parties.. "thou shall not drink"

    No Wal-Mart... I'm sure they have stores to shop at

    No Home Depot... I'm sure they have stores to shop at

    No pork BBQ... why eat something that lives and eat in its own filth?

    No hot dogs... beef hot dogs

    No burgers... beef burgers... as long as it is Halal (cut with the name of God)

    No chocolate chip cookies.... What's wrong with chocolate chip cookies?!?!?!

    No lobster... that is Halal and we can eat themmm

    No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks... that is Halal and we can eat themmm

    No Beer... "thou shall not drink"

    Rags for clothes and towels for hats... don't even start..there are Muslim terrorist in USA

    Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors... there are Muslim terrorist in USA

    Constant wailing from the guy in the tower... ??

    More than one wife... yes you are allowed to...

    You can't shave... Yes you can get your facts straight

    Your wives can't shave... they are suppose to... it's required to...

    You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.... they are suppose to... it's required to...

    The women have to wear baggy dresses...
    and veils at all times... the wife can wear w/e in the privacy and why expose the beauty?

    Your bride is picked by someone else... not necessarily

    She smells just like your donkey... how certain are you? maybe that certain person has a case of BO

    But your donkey has a better disposition... don't start...

    Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

    I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

    There are Muslims on this site and I really think you should stop where you are before it gets worse...
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    lolol fag whiteboy got owned
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    omg he was politically incorrect!!! crucify him.


    stfu.
    Who knows?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LiL PaKi
    There are Muslims on this site and I really think you should stop where you are before it gets worse...
    please expand on this statment. lol
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    bhwhahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by wantboost
    please expand on this statment. lol
    how about no and let him find out if he keeps being racist...
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    would it be racist? how so. religion maybe.... please explain again
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    he wasn't being racist. he got an email he thought was mildly amusing, and regardless of how dumb it really was, it is no reason to get upset.
    Who knows?
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    what race do you have to be in order to be muslim? idk.
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    dictionary.com

    racist

    adj 1: based on racial intolerance; "racist remarks" 2: discriminatory especially on the basis of race or religion [syn: antiblack, anti-Semitic, anti-Semite(a)] n : a person with a prejudiced belief that one race is superior to others [syn: racialist]
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    ^^ thanks much better job explaining.
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    you don't like it, don't read it. I mean he did say he got an email, So he was just sharing what he got...


    Damn, some people are so damn sensitive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Julio
    you don't like it, don't read it. I mean he did say he got an email, So he was just sharing what he got...


    Damn, some people are so damn sensitive.
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    I'm sorry for being sensitive but I do tend to correct ppl when they are wrong especially when it is something I believe in... not saying that I am for "Muslim Terrorist" just Muslims in general...
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    edit: question answered
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    Tell me if someone were to post something like that about Christianity or any religion or belief you follow you wouldn't react even just a lil bit? Though he may have tried to be funny it does touch some ppl... I could have read it and left it alone while ppl would laugh or bash on something written wrong about my religion or I could have just corrected him...
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    whine ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hwn, wn)
    v. whined, whin·ing, whines
    v. intr.
    To utter a plaintive, high-pitched, protracted sound, as in pain, fear, supplication, or complaint.
    To complain or protest in a childish fashion.
    To produce a sustained noise of relatively high pitch: jet engines whining.
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    Call it childish but I was just giving my and sticking up for my Muslim belief.
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    your correcting a email that chuckster could care less about besies a little humor. lighten up and have you read the religion forum... tons of things of all religions ae posted daily on here and no one jumps... especially towards something he copy and pasted from somehwere else...

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    I wouldn't react.. I would join in the fun.

    Is the internet/
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    Fuck all religions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrappy
    your correcting a email that chuckster could care less about besies a little humor. lighten up and have you read the religion forum... tons of things of all religions ae posted daily on here and no one jumps... especially towards something he copy and pasted from somehwere else...
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    well for one that shit was not even mildly funny. It is madddd ignorant, half the shit doesn't make sense nor does it have anything to do with Islam. Read the fuckin title "Why muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide" wtf is that shit??

    First of all thats a direct poke at Islam... wtf is that? The whole thing has nothing to do with terrorism or suicide bombings...

    Now if someone were to flame another religion it would be dif... hence the faggot Davinci Code protesters . etc
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    it WAS A FUCKING JOKE! whats te big deal

    and yes i would laugh and have laughed at the stuff posted about christianity. I do belive a member on here has a picture of jeseus bitchslapping bush. I find it hilarious
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    religion is a crutch for the weak.

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    I was going to replay to the email directly, but once I was done really reading it, I was left looking at my screen like...huh? People fear what they dont understand, cowards take swipes at what they fear, masha'Allah. It is what it is.

    By the way though, Muslims "have Jesus" more than christians lol. And as far as Christmas LOL :sigh: there's no christmas in christianity either, but that's a heavier discussion.
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    ...it's the internet....i'm a Muslim as most of you know...and yes that email got me a little offended..but i stepped back and realized it's the internet...shit happens...chuck's my boy and i know he didn't post that up to offend anyone...it was just funny....

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    Whats Halal or whatever that it is?
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    The word 'halal' literally means permissible- and in translation it is usually used as lawful
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    Quote Originally Posted by LiL PaKi
    how about no and let him find out if he keeps being racist...
    how about you shut the fuck up...

    you act like no one on this site has ever made a derogatory comment about another race...
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    wow, didnt expect to get yalls tampons wet. Get over it!


    soooo do yall watch stand up comedy? Them dudes from blue colar tv? Carlos Mencia? Chris Rock? Dave Cheppalllll..(sp?) ect ect Do you laugh at there jokes? About 98% of there jokes are "racist." So stfu you fucking hypocrites
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuckster
    wow, didnt expect to get yalls tampons wet. Get over it!


    soooo do yall watch stand up comedy? Them dudes from blue colar tv? Carlos Mencia? Chris Rock? Dave Cheppalllll..(sp?) ect ect Do you laugh at there jokes? About 98% of there jokes are "racist." So stfu you fucking hypocrites
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    Quote Originally Posted by Julio
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    Quote Originally Posted by theskinnyone
    fuk u and your cornbread....


    heeeey! leave my cornbread outta this!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuckster
    heeeey! leave my cornbread outta this!



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