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  1. 06-15-2006, 01:12 PM #1
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    Default Walmart Greeter

    A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-mart .... Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
    The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"

    "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"
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    Good one Brett!!
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    thats like a bitch slap in real life .. ahahahaha !!!
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  7. 06-15-2006, 01:16 PM #7
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    that was good
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    OH SHIT ANOTHER REPOST
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    Good one
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  12. 06-15-2006, 02:24 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    OH SHIT ANOTHER REPOST
    OH SHIT, ANOTHER....... FUK YOU PUTO
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    What do ya have to say Rickster?
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    lol
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    I tried not to laugh at this one...but damn lol
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  19. 06-15-2006, 05:13 PM #19
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    rickster wtf?!? nobody calls me by that name

    unless.......
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