Mother FAWKER... In PAIN!!!!!!

Backstory - The other day I was playing tennis with my dad and, in a failed attempt to save a line hit, I ended up hitting the ground, chin first cause I didn't wanna bust up my new raquet. Scraped skin off my chin about the size of a nickel. Blood for DAYS.

What I just did - smacked my chin on my desk bending down to get a piece of paper. Hurt like HELL. Thought I was fine, then I felt a drop of something on my hand. Looked down, blood. Fuck! It takes FOREVER for a fucking chin to stop bleeding! Bandaid on, and I look like a MORON.

Feel sorry for me now dammit!