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:wgaf: :werd: lol just kidding! :)
Oh how pissed off I am that I have to work tomorrow, just to get Tuesday off and then go BACK on Wednesday. Soooo need the lottery numbers FTMFW
LOL, man i went to eat some captain crunch and our milk is bad
have we broke the record yet...
the meet was fun... yall shoulda came
yeah we broke the record about 30 pages ago. i wish i could even go any where besdies to the store at the end of my road!!
walking every where FTML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck the 30 sec rule btw... i mean i'm at my friends house and he's got cable internet so yeah i'm having fun!
i didnt get an invite, or even a quick noticeQuote:
Originally Posted by LiL PaKi
lets get page 2k tonight!!!!!!!!!!
sure why not.....i'm still fucking lonely here!!!!!!!!!!! :lmfao:
i's about to hit my 2k post mark, so that would be sorta funny if we hit the 2k page mark at the same time i get my 2k post mark! lol
let ya shoulder lean.......bounce shawty and let me see oyur shoulder lean....
it was posted in whorelounge.. lnc dinner thing... it was open to who ever thoughQuote:
Originally Posted by billythekid310
lil paki what meet was it?
uranus
fuck yo couch niggaQuote:
Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
:lmao: j/k yo!
i'm rick james bitch! FTMFW!!!!!!!!!!! lol!!
damn im not 21Quote:
Originally Posted by LiL PaKi
lil paki! come here and keep me company!! :D
I wasn't either... we had a 17yr old too.. we went to chili's then went to bailey's cuz it was 18 and up...
i'll pass.. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
Casey (Halfwit) is being a bitch to me for some reason right now since we last talked on the phone for like 10 seconds yesterday.....he wont answer my phone calls or return mie or anything....and no i'm not gay!!!!!
chilled at baileys while others drank.. i had my virgin pina colada :)
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Originally Posted by LiL PaKi
ah come on....now oyu done gone and made me cry!! lol:(
hmmm are u sure??? hehe j/kQuote:
Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
Q. How can you tell if you eat pussy well?
A. You wake up in the morning with a face like a glazed doughnut and a beard like an unwashed paintbrush.
Q. Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
A. He did okay until his business fell off.
Q. What's the best thing about marrying a woman with leprosy?
A. She can only give you lip once!
Q. If they bring shrimp home on shrimp boats, fish home on fish boats, and clams home on clam boats, what do they bring crabs home on?
A. The Captains Dinghy!
Q. What does 70 year old pussy taste like?
A. Depends!
Q. What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how to use it.
Q. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q. Why don't men have mid-life crises?
A. They stay stuck in adolescence.
Q. What's the difference between men and government bonds?
A. Bonds mature.
Q. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he is God's gift?
A. Exchange him.
Q. What did the guy say to his dick after he found that the girl he's getting ready to fuck has genital warts?
A. "Hang on, boy! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!"
Q. Why does it take longer to build a blond snowman?
A. Because you have to hollow the head out.
Q. What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?
A. Strip Poker
Q. What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it?
A. The aids team
how old r u btw.. im 19 didnt know if i said that b4?Quote:
Originally Posted by LiL PaKi
ah fuck that bs! lol hell yeah i'm sure, casey on the other hadn...he might be, j/k. but i was joking around with him about something like usual and he left him self open for me to own him and i did and he got all pissy and shit towards me
i think he got pissy cause he's been gettin' owned alot here lately...:D
i'm 19 too.. turning 20 in a month...Quote:
Originally Posted by billythekid310
lol guys check out what this dumb bitch asked me...
Renee Mel: is your name will
Billythekid310: no my name is billy
shit i'm 19 and can get into 21 and up clubs, :D.. hell even when i was under 18 i was gettig into any place just about it that i wanted too:D pays sometimes to know certain peeps in good places!!!
nice, i wont b 20 till next year :(Quote:
Originally Posted by LiL PaKi
not to mention i gotta fake id that says im 24!!:D sssssshHHH!!!!!! don't tell nobody!!!:D :lmfao:
post bitches!!! lol :D
i think we r the only ones posting
guess nobody has anything to talk about tonight.....