Photoshop contest "I will paypal $10 to the winner"

[jfman]

I am 100% photoshop illeterate so $10 to the first or best photshop I get on here. Ok now I will list the details of what I want.

1. I want " Bob Hate club member " written in red on the part above the person seen in the picture.
2. I want a black shirt on the guy.
3. On the t-shirt ! I want a pillow with a bite missing from it as if the t-shirt was made that way. Around that pillow I want a red "non smoking sign".. you guyz know what I mean, the red circle with the oblique bar, also as if the t-shirts was made like that.
4. I want the picture both is signature format and in Avatar format. I dont want to have to resize it myself. Also make sure the writing is legible even in avatar format. Note: The maximum size of your custom image is 150 by 150 pixels or 195.3 KB (whichever is smaller).

5. You can take the white bordering away if you dont mind, I know there is no room for a t-shirt in the picture but you can mess with it to make it like a portrait style, it will fit even better in my avatar.