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    Default ATTN: JAIMECBR.....

    Only a boricua.....



    A young Puerto Rican man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for
    the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Puerto Rico on a vacation
    for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him
    that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the young
    man hands over the keys to a new BMW 740i. The car is parked on the
    street in front of the bank. The young man produces the title and everything checks out.
    The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

    The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the
    Puerto Rican for using a $80,000 BMW as collateral against a $5,000
    loan. An employee of the bank then drives the BMW into the bank's
    underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the young man
    returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

    The loan officer says, "Sir. we are very happy to have had your business,
    and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
    While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a successful
    businessman. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
    The Boricua replies:
    Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only
    $15.41, and expect it to be there when I return?"

    The bank employees watch as he pulls out of the garage, windows down And
    sunroof open. Salsa music was blasting from his car as he pulled away...
    Only a Boricua!!!
    Pablo
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    bhwhahahaha owned...

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    LOLCAGE

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    The real funny thing is that it's probably a true story......

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    LOLLERSKATES PUTO!
    2008 Pontiac G8 GT (Not your Daddys 4 door)
    2006 CBR F4i - (Sold)
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    OMG TELL IT AGAIN COÑO!!

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    hahaha...thats smart ass shyt!
    You Should See The Way I Load The AK, If You Need Em Right Now Then Im On My Way...

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    OMG TELL IT AGAIN COÑO!!


    PUTO!
    2008 Pontiac G8 GT (Not your Daddys 4 door)
    2006 CBR F4i - (Sold)
    2007 Lexus IS - (Sold)
    2006 MazdaSpeed 6 - (Sold)
    Most recent cars list is too long

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    HARDY HAR HARRRRRRRRRRR COÑO!!

    PUERTO RICAN PIRATE!

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    lololol
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