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  1. 05-22-2006, 03:19 PM #1
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    Default I AM LEAVING!!!

    Attention IA.

    I am resigning from my salaried position as IA's FLIRT PRESIDENT and #1 LEG-HUMPER. To all of the women that I have flirted w/, (which consequently resulted in the getting of NO IA ass), it's been real and I hope you are not offended at all.



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    I will also take this opportunity to annouce my NEW salaried IA position as IA FLIRT FOUNDER and KING FUCKING DADDY LEG-HUMPER. I am sure that this new position will net me exactly ZERO ass as well, but I am used to that so it's quite alright. So for the ladies that I will offend in the future, OH FUCKING WELL!!!! DEAL WITH IT!!!!
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    huh?

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    thread failure...
    Val RIP
    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    my only rule in life
    1: NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, DATE A GIRL OFF IA, OR TELL A GIRLFRIEND ABOUT IA.
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    congratufuckinlations
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    pablo's junior.
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    thread crash and burn.

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    ....
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    i know you love my swagger
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    NY STAY HIGH !!!
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    hmmm........so i guess you still didnt want to take me to the Bones on peidmont huh? jk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tasuki_Civic
    hmmm........so i guess you still didnt want to take me to the Bones on peidmont huh? jk
    Just like me, I believe he prefers the brazilian steaks houses...Fire of Brazil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded
    Just like me, I believe he prefers the brazilian steaks houses...Fire of Brazil.
    +1 FOB wins. And yeah Tasuki we are still on... it's good stuff. Just say when.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    bye beech!!
    -Super cool .gif TO UNBAN JITB, JM, Buttons AND NEMISIS here-
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    Getting ass on IA is like strolling through a Georgia Tech dorm...they're on you like a neodymium magnet to a steel wheel but if you play with more than one at a time you might get blisters
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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded
    Getting ass on IA is like strolling through a Georgia Tech dorm...they're on you like a neodymium magnet to a steel wheel but if you play with more than one at a time you might get blisters
    dammit, i still can't word that right...too burned out right to get the analogies figured out.
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    Did you really need to post that twice? LOL *edit you deleted it* LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by dereksi
    Did you really need to post that twice? LOL
    i already deleted the first fool
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    Yea i noted that in my post. Lol

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    Even if you didn't, that was worth posting twice... just like this post.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    Even if you didn't, that was worth posting twice... just like this post.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    yea I hear ya

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    Quote Originally Posted by dereksi
    yea I hear ya
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    Lol it wont let me post that twice

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    Why not?
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    Why not?
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    ?? It keeps saying "this is a duplicate post you just made"

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    The trick. Make the 1st post. Then make the 2nd post, but make it differernt by one character (like a "space" or a "."). Then edit the 2nd post and make it exactly like the 1st one. Damn, I am jacking my own thread b/c of you... ass!!!
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    LOL thanks homie

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    LOL thanks homie

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    shouldn't u be on ur way home or something DH?
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    Quote Originally Posted by absoludely
    shouldn't u be on ur way home or something DH?
    Gonna hang out a bit and let traffic die down.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    LMAO!!!!
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    LMAO!!!!
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    well works sux, so i'm out like the streetlight in da ghetto
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    wow you get so much out of being a leg humper and flirter on IA... LAME!
    props on a retarded post though. thanks for entertainment for a few minutes of reading.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrappy
    wow you get so much out of being a leg humper and flirter on IA... LAME!
    props on a retarded post though. thanks for entertainment for a few minutes of reading.
    you could always entertain us
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrappy
    wow you get so much out of being a leg humper and flirter on IA... LAME!
    props on a retarded post though. thanks for entertainment for a few minutes of reading.
    Yeah I do. It is the highlight of my life since I have no girl of my own... nothin' like flirting w/ every1 else's girl. Good stuff. Naah, it's all in fun. The guys' and the girls know that. Just makes the day go by faster.

    **AHEM**

    So what's up? Wanna take me to dinner and a movie and massage my feet? It's my birthday... no, it's not. I lied.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    Yeah I do. It is the highlight of my life since I have no girl of my own... nothin' like flirting w/ every1 else's girl. Good stuff. Naah, it's all in fun. The guys' and the girls know that. Just makes the day go by faster.

    **AHEM**

    So what's up? Wanna take me to dinner and a movie and massage my feet? it's my birthday... no, it's not. I lied.
    sure. pick you up at 8?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dereksi
    sure. pick you up at 8?
    figured, I knew something was strange about you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrappy
    figured, I knew something was strange about you!
    DIAF

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    Quote Originally Posted by dereksi
    DIAF
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    Quote Originally Posted by dereksi
    sure. pick you up at 8?
    Make it 7:50 big boy. I always keep a towel in the pax side seat pocket... for... well.. you know --> those "friendly" passengers that like to keep my mind off the hassles of life while I drive.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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