Attention IA.

I am resigning from my salaried position as IA's FLIRT PRESIDENT and #1 LEG-HUMPER. To all of the women that I have flirted w/, (which consequently resulted in the getting of NO IA ass), it's been real and I hope you are not offended at all.



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I will also take this opportunity to annouce my NEW salaried IA position as IA FLIRT FOUNDER and KING FUCKING DADDY LEG-HUMPER. I am sure that this new position will net me exactly ZERO ass as well, but I am used to that so it's quite alright. So for the ladies that I will offend in the future, OH FUCKING WELL!!!! DEAL WITH IT!!!!