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  1. 05-22-2006, 02:39 PM #1
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    "Titanic" versus "Clinton"

    Book Report:
    Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:

    Titanic: $29.99
    Clinton: $29.99
    Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
    Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
    Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
    Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
    Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
    Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.
    Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
    Clinton: Ditto for Bill.
    Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
    Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
    Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
    Clinton: Let's not go there.
    Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
    Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.
    Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
    Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
    Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
    Clinton: Monica.....ooh, let's not go there, either.
    Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
    Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.
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  2. 05-22-2006, 02:41 PM #2
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  3. 05-22-2006, 02:43 PM #3
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    wow, brett actually posted something funny? +1
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    hahahhaha.....funny indeed...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrilla
    hahahhaha.....funny indeed...


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    Good stuff!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3-Toned Civic
    "Titanic" versus "Clinton"

    Book Report:
    Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:

    Titanic: $29.99
    Clinton: $29.99
    Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
    Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
    Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
    Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
    Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
    Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.
    Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
    Clinton: Ditto for Bill.
    Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
    Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
    Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
    Clinton: Let's not go there.
    Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
    Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.
    Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
    Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
    Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
    Clinton: Monica.....ooh, let's not go there, either.
    Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
    Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.
    Good find

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  10. 05-22-2006, 11:24 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by GIXXERDK
    If it took a whole thread to figure out how to hide from ricers, you're a dumbass.
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  11. 05-22-2006, 11:46 PM #11
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    That is worth a A+
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  12. 05-22-2006, 11:47 PM #12
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    haha thats pretty good
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  13. 05-23-2006, 12:15 AM #13
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    damn that is funny
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  14. 05-23-2006, 07:10 AM #14
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    LOLZ! +1
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